Oh, you’re asking me about this “WWE Coliseum Collection”? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a bunch of them action figures, like dolls but for the fellas, ya know? They got all these wrestlers, like that big Hogan fella, Terry something… Funk, was it? And that snake guy, Jake, and Rude Rick, yeah, that’s him. They all come in a box, like a collection.
Now, they say these things are “Ultimate Edition,” which I guess means they’re the best of the best. Don’t ask me why. They look like regular dolls to me, but what do I know? They’re made by this Mattel company, the same folks who make those Barbie things, I think.
- Hulk Hogan
- Terry Funk
- Jake The Snake Roberts
- Ravishing Rick Rude
- Bam Bam Bigelow
- Big Boss Man
And let me tell ya, these things ain’t cheap! I heard they cost a pretty penny, like eighty-something dollars, sometimes even more. Some fella was saying you can use a coupon, a “belt25” or somethin’, to get it cheaper, but even then, it’s still a lot of money for a doll. I mean, for an “action figure.”
They say some of them are out of stock, which means they ain’t got any left to sell. People must be snatching them up like hotcakes, I reckon. Why, I don’t know. They’re just plastic men, ain’t they? But folks seem to like ’em.
And they keep making more! I heard they’re gonna have this Bam Bam fella and Big Boss Man next. Always something new, it seems. Keeps people spending their money, I suppose. That’s how these companies work, ain’t it?
So, if you’re into these wrestling things, maybe you’ll want this collection. Me? I don’t see the fuss. But folks like what they like, I guess. Just seems like a lot of money for toys, if you ask me.
They got pictures of these things online, you know, on the internet. I saw ’em. They look all fancy, with their muscles and colorful outfits. Probably fun for the kids to play with, I suppose. Or for the grown-ups who never grew up, haha!
I tell ya, it’s a different world now. When I was young, we didn’t have all these fancy toys. We played with sticks and stones, made our own fun. But these days, it’s all about the newest gadget, the latest collection. Times change, I guess.
So, there ya have it, what I know about this “WWE Coliseum Collection.” Just a bunch of expensive dolls, if you ask me. But hey, if it makes people happy, who am I to judge? We all gotta find our joy somewhere, right?
Tags: WWE, Mattel, Action Figures, Hulk Hogan, Terry Funk, Jake Roberts, Rick Rude, Bam Bam Bigelow, Big Boss Man, Coliseum Collection, Ultimate Edition
