Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about these here WWE MVP action figures, ya hear? Now, I don’t know much about fancy toys, but my grandkid, that little rascal, he’s got a whole box full of ’em. And this MVP fella, he’s one of ’em.
So, what is it? It’s a little plastic man, looks like that wrestler fella on the TV. You know, the one with the gold chain and the big talk? That’s him. They say it’s a “6-inch scale,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but to me, it’s just a small doll, I reckon. My grandkid, he makes ‘em wrestle each other, makes all sorts of noises, “Pow!” and “Wham!” Kids these days, I tell ya.
Now, where do ya get these things? Seems like everywhere sells ’em. I seen ’em at that big store, Target, they call it. And that there eBay place on the computer, the young’uns showed me. Lots of ’em there, they say. Says you can get good deals, too. Free shippin’ and all that. Don’t know much about shippin’, but free sounds good to me.
My grandkid, he got his from, I don’t even know where. Birthday, maybe? Christmas? These kids get so much stuff these days, hard to keep track. But he likes it, that’s what matters, I guess. He plays with it all the time, makes up stories and all. Says this MVP fella is the champ, beats all the other plastic fellas.
- It’s a toy: Let’s be clear, it ain’t nothin’ fancy. It’s a toy for kids. Or grown-ups who act like kids, I suppose.
- It looks like MVP: That wrestler fella. Got the gold chain and everything.
- You can find it everywhere: Target, eBay, probably other places too. I ain’t looked everywhere, mind you.
- Kids love it: Mine sure does, anyway. Makes him happy, so that’s good enough for me.
Now, they call it a “Mattel WWE Basic MVP Action Figure, Series 128.” Sounds like a whole lot of gibberish to me. But I guess it means somethin’ to them collectors. My grandkid, he don’t care about no series numbers. He just wants to play. And that’s alright. Kids should play, not worry about all them fancy words.
They say you can “recreate in-ring action” with it. Means you can make the little plastic man wrestle, I guess. Like I said, my grandkid does that all the time. He makes ‘em jump and flip and all sorts of things. It’s kinda fun to watch, even for an old lady like me. It’s amazing!
I hear some folks collect these things. Keep ’em in boxes, never play with ’em. Seems like a waste to me, but what do I know? I ain’t no collector. I just like seein’ my grandkid happy. And if this little plastic man makes him happy, then that’s good enough for me.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know about this WWE MVP action figure. It’s a toy, kids like it, you can buy it lots of places. Not much more to say, is there? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some dinner. Them young’uns get hungry, ya know.
And one more thing, they say it’s good for “kids and collectors”. So if you like them wrestling fellas on TV, or if you’re just a kid lookin’ for a toy, then this here MVP fella might be just the thing. But don’t ask me too many questions about it, cause I done told ya all I know.
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