Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here BE Story Club comics, as best as I can figger it out. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’ll just tell it to ya straight, like it is.
First off, they got this here website, *. Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, it’s just a place where they put up stories and pictures. They call ’em comics, I guess. Kinda like them funny papers in the Sunday paper, but maybe not so funny, seein’ as how they talk about all sorts of things.
One thing they got is these fairy tales. Yep, fairy tales. But I reckon these ain’t the kind your grandma used to tell ya. Seems like this “Fairy Tales” was the very first comic they ever put out. Musta been somethin’ special, I guess.
Then there’s this “Welcome to Chastity” comic. Now, I ain’t sure what that’s all about, but they say it’s a “premium” comic. Sounds like you gotta pay extra for that one. A fella named Saburo X wrote it, whoever he is.
And get this, they got a story about a supervillain called “The Great Inflator.” Says she’s the “world’s most terrifying breast inflation supervillain.” Lord have mercy! Sounds like somethin’ outta one of them sci-fi movies. They even got a little audio teaser for it, with a lady named Sheila Morris doin’ the talkin’. She must have a powerful set of lungs on her.
- They got all sorts of artists drawin’ these here comics. One fella, Mariano Navarr, he does the illustrations. And then there’s Hernan Cabrera, he does the coloring. They got a whole team of folks makin’ these things, it seems.
- I heard tell they even got a place where folks can look at the art, over on somethin’ called DeviantArt. Seems like people really like lookin’ at these pictures. Guess they’re pretty good, or somethin’. This Hernan Cabrera fella, he’s got some of his work over there too, somethin’ called “G-Woman Coloring Work”. Don’t ask me what that means.
Now, they got an address too, over in San Francisco. P.O. Box somethin’ or other. Guess if you wanna write ’em a letter, you can send it there. But I reckon most folks just look at their stuff online these days. Who’s got time for writin’ letters anymore?
They say any resemblance to real people or events is just a coincidence. So, I guess these stories ain’t true, which is probably a good thing, considerin’ that supervillain and all. They also say it’s “a work of fiction”, whatever that means. Sounds like they’re just makin’ stuff up for fun, which ain’t such a bad thing, I suppose.
They call themselves the Breast Expansion Story Club. Now, I ain’t gonna pretend I know what all that means, but it seems like they’re tellin’ stories about… well, you can probably guess. It ain’t somethin’ I’d talk about in polite company, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
So, that’s about all I know about this here BE Story Club comics. They got stories, pictures, and all sorts of things goin’ on. If you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little different, maybe you wanna check ’em out. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya, some of it’s a bit… unusual. But hey, life’s too short to be boring, right?
And one last thing, they got a fella named Echo Wing who does the GOA’s, whatever those are. Maybe they’re the words, or somethin’. And this whole shebang is thanks to a lady named Leslie Chase, so bless her heart for givin’ us all these stories, even if I don’t understand half of ‘em.
Tags: BE Story Club, comics, fairy tales, breast expansion, Saburo X, Sheila Morris, Mariano Navarr, Hernan Cabrera, DeviantArt, San Francisco, Leslie Chase, Echo Wing
