Alright, let’s gab a bit about these… whatchamacallit… “wwe referee figures”, huh? Never really understood why folks wanna buy these little plastic men, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
First off, what even is a “wwe referee”? Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, they’re just the fellas in the striped shirts who count to three when them big, sweaty fellas in tights are grapplin’. Lordy, the things people get paid for these days! I heard tell they make a decent chunk of change, though. Something like… twenty dollars an hour, on average, in America. Can ya believe it? Twenty whole dollars just to slap the ground and shout! Some lucky ones even get close to sixty dollars an hour! Course, there’s some poor saps only gettin’ six dollars or somethin’ – life ain’t fair, is it?
Now, these “figures”… they’re just little toys, ain’t they? Like the dolls my granddaughter used to play with, ‘cept these are all muscled up and wearin’ them stripy shirts. I seen some that even come with a little bell and a tiny championship belt. Why, I reckon you could set up your own little wrestlin’ matches right there on your kitchen table! Kids these days, always needin’ somethin’ to keep ’em occupied. Back in my day, we made our own fun. Used to tie dish towels around our waists and pretend to be wrestlers ourselves. Didn’t need no fancy plastic figures.
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Figure Quality: Now, from what I hear tell, these little fellas come in all sorts of qualities. Some are cheap and flimsy, break if you look at ‘em sideways. Others are real fancy, with movin’ arms and legs, just like them real wrestlers. Heard you can even get ones that talk! Can you imagine? A little plastic man shoutin’ at ya about countin’ to three. Land sakes, the world’s gone crazy.
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Price: And the price! Don’t even get me started on the price. Some of these little plastic men cost more than a good pair of work boots! I seen some that sell for a few dollars and some for hundreds of dollars. Makes no sense to me. Just goes to show, people will pay good money for just about anything these days.
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Collectibles: Apparently, some folks collect these things. Like stamps or coins, I guess. They keep ‘em in boxes, never even takin’ ‘em out to play with. Heard tell that if you keep ‘em in good shape, they can be worth a lot of money someday. Sounds like a gamble to me. But then again, I never understood why folks collect anythin’, let alone little plastic men.
If you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these “wwe referee figures”, well, it’s your money, I guess. Just make sure you ain’t spendin’ the rent money on it. And if you’re buyin’ it for a kid, well, I hope they get some enjoyment out of it. Maybe they’ll even learn a little somethin’ about wrestlin’. Or maybe they’ll just throw it in the toy box and forget about it. Kids these days, they got so many toys, they don’t know what to do with ‘em all.
But hey, if you’re lookin’ to build your own little fan collection, I guess you could get some of them wrestlin’ rings and a belt to go with your referee fella. Seems like a lot of fuss to me, but if it makes you happy, who am I to judge?
Anyways, that’s about all I know about these “wwe referee figures”. Not much, I admit. But then again, I’m just an old lady. What do I know about such things?
Tags: [WWE, Wrestling, Referee, Figure, Collectible, Toy, Action Figure, Sports, Entertainment]
