Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here WWE Series 137, whatever that is. Sounds like a bunch of toys to me, but the young’uns, they seem to like ’em.
Now, I saw somethin’ about recreatin’ matches. You know, like them fellas on TV, the ones with the tight pants and big muscles. These toys, they got joints, so you can make ’em do all sorts of things. Punches, kicks, whatever them wrestlers do. They say there’s 10 places to bend ’em. Seems like a lot, but I guess that’s what makes ‘em fun. They call it “articulation,” fancy word for bendy, I reckon.
And they got this “TrueFX” thing. Don’t ask me what that is, but it makes the toys look real, I guess. Like them fellas on TV shrunk down. Kids these days, they like things real-lookin’. Back in my day, we played with sticks and rocks, and we were happy.
These toys are about 6 inches tall. Not too big, not too small. Just right for little hands to grab and play with. They say kids and collectors like ’em. Collectors? Grown folks collectin’ toys? Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby.
- They got wrestlers from all them shows. Raw, Smackdown, NXT, all that stuff. I don’t watch it myself, but my grandson, he knows all about it. He yells at the TV, gets all excited. Boys will be boys, I guess.
- And you can find these toys on eBay, whatever that is. Sounds like a big store where you can buy anything. They say you can get good deals there. But be careful, don’t get tricked into paying too much. Folks are always tryin’ to make a quick buck.
Now, I heard about some fellas in this WWE thing. There’s this Bobby Lashley fella. Big fella, strong as an ox, I bet. And another one, Karrion Kross. Sounds like a villain name, doesn’t it? He’s got a wife, Scarlett, and they’re in some group called The Final Testament. Sounds serious, doesn’t it? Like somethin’ out of a book.
They got this big TV screen in the arena, they call it a titantron. Shows you what’s happening in the ring, or backstage. Used to play music videos too, for when the wrestlers came out. Now, I remember when music was music. Not this screamin’ and hollerin’ they do now. But I guess times change.
And that lady, the one who talks on the TV, she left WWE. Don’t know why, but she said it on Instagram. Young folks and their social medias, always sharin’ everything. Back in my day, we kept our business to ourselves.
So, there you have it. This WWE Series 137. Toys for kids, or grown-up collectors, doesn’t matter. If it makes folks happy, that’s all that matters. Just don’t spend too much money on ’em, ya hear? Money don’t grow on trees, you know.
And remember, it’s just toys. Don’t get too worked up about it. There’s more important things in life than plastic wrestlers. Like family, friends, and a good home-cooked meal. Now, go on and do somethin’ useful. Sweep the porch, wash the dishes, somethin’. Don’t just sit there starin’ at that screen.
Tags：WWE, Action Figures, Wrestling, Toys, Collectibles, Bobby Lashley, Karrion Kross, Raw, Smackdown, NXT
