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Alright, let’s talk about these UFC fight shorts, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re beatin’ the tar outta each other.
What kind of shorts they wear?
Well, first off, they gotta be special shorts, the kind the fight bosses say is okay. They got all sorts of names, like board shorts, bikin’ shorts, Vale Tudo shorts, kick-boxin’ shorts… sounds fancy, don’t it? But the main thing is, they can’t be like them Speedo swimmin’ shorts, you know, the ones that don’t leave nothin’ to the imagination. Lord have mercy!
These shorts, they got this sticky stuff called Velcro. That Velcro, it’s there to cover up the laces, the strings you tie to keep the shorts up. Why? Cause them laces, they can get in the way when you’re tryin’ to wrestle someone to the ground. Don’t want no trippin’ over your own dang laces, now do ya?
Where to get them shorts?
Now, if you’re lookin’ to get yourself a pair of these here fight shorts, or maybe a shirt or somethin’ with the UFC logo on it, you gotta go to the right place. There’s this place called the Official UFC Store, they got all sorts of stuff. You can even buy stuff from them fellas that make the shorts, like Venum and Dyaco, or somethin’ like that. Sounds foreign to me.
They got a website too, *. They say they got deals and all the new styles, whatever that means. And they got sizes for everyone, big fellas, skinny fellas, even the little fellas who just wanna watch the fightin’ and wear the clothes. Ain’t that somethin’?
Different types of shorts
- Some shorts are long, some are short. They got these “Fight Night Long Fit” shorts, them’s the long ones, good for wrestlin’ and such.
- Then they got these “Fight Week Performance” shorts. Them’s for when you’re practicin’ your punchin’ and kickin’. They say it makes you feel like a real fighter, but I reckon it takes more than just fancy shorts to be tough.
- And then there’s some just regular shorts, like them volleyball shorts, made of cotton, got a string to tie ‘em up. They say you can get ‘em on Amazon. Lands sakes, they sell everything on there now don’t they?
- Oh, and there’s these “Adrenaline” shorts too. They got some fella’s name on ‘em, somethin’ like “Poirier”. Must be one of them famous fighters. These shorts are made special for fightin’ too.
Why these shorts are special
Now, you might be thinkin’, “Why all the fuss about these shorts? They’re just shorts!” Well, they ain’t just any shorts. They’re made tough, so they don’t rip when someone’s grabbin’ and pullin’. And they’re made to be comfortable, so them fighters can move around without feelin’ all stiff and awkward. Lord knows, fightin’ ain’t easy, you don’t want your shorts makin’ it harder.
And let’s be honest, they look kinda cool too. All them colors and designs, makes them fighters look even tougher, like they mean business. Though, I reckon a mean look in your eye is more important than fancy pants.
Last words
So there ya have it, a whole bunch of stuff about UFC fight shorts. More than you probably ever wanted to know, right? But hey, it’s good to learn new things, even if it’s just about what kind of shorts them fellas wear when they’re beatin’ each other up. Just don’t go gettin’ any ideas about startin’ your own fight club now, ya hear? Leave the fightin’ to them professionals, and you just stick to watchin’ from the couch.
And if you do decide to buy some of them shorts, make sure you get the right size. Nothin’ worse than a pair of shorts that are too tight, or too loose. Trust me on that one.
Anyways, I gotta go now. Got chores to do. You take care now, ya hear?
Tags: UFC, fight shorts, MMA, apparel, Venum, Dyaco, fight gear, official merchandise, combat sports, fighter apparel
