Okay, I got it. I’ll write an article about the “WWE Superstars Checklist” like a plainspoken old woman, using simple words and focusing on those wrestling toys. Here we go:
Alright, so you wanna know about them WWE Superstar toys, huh? Them little plastic fellas my grandkids are always hollerin’ about. Well, I’ve seen a few, picked ‘em up off the floor more times than I can count. Seems like there’s a whole bunch of ‘em, a real mess if you ask me.
This here’s gonna be like a list, a checklist, you know? So you can keep track of all them wrestlers. First off, we got the Mattel WWE Superstars. Heard them are real popular. They got all sorts, big ones, small ones, some with shiny belts and some without. Darn things cost a pretty penny, too, let me tell ya.
- Series 1: Now, I ain’t seen all these myself, but my grandson, little Timmy, he’s got a few. He’s always yellin’ about John Cena and Randy Orton. Said they was in the first batch. There’s probably some others, but them’s the ones I remember him squawkin’ about.
- Series 2: This one, I think, had some fella with a mask. Rey Mysterio, Timmy calls him. Jumps around like a flea on a hot skillet. And that Undertaker fella, the spooky one. Always wearin’ black. Kids like that kinda stuff, I guess.
- Series 3: More fellas, I reckon. Can’t keep ‘em all straight. Timmy said somethin’ ‘bout CM Punk. Got tattoos all over, looks like a mess if you ask me. But the kids, they love him. Go figure.
- Series 4, 5, 6… and on and on: Lordy, there’s just too many. They keep makin’ more and more, seems like every week there’s a new one. They got different clothes, different belts, some even got little chairs and ladders. For beatin’ each other up, I guess. Boys and their toys, am I right?
Then there’s them other ones, the Jakks Pacific WWE Superstars. These are older, Timmy says. He got a couple from his uncle, all beat up and scratched. But he still plays with ‘em. Says they’re classics. Kids these days.
Now, if you’re tryin’ to collect all these things, you’re gonna need a big box. And a lot of money. And a whole lotta patience. ‘Cause them things are scattered everywhere, like chickens in a barnyard. You gotta go to the stores, look online, maybe even go to them collector shows. Timmy went to one with his dad once, came back with a bag full of them plastic fellas and a grin bigger than a watermelon.
Keeping track of all this is a chore, let me tell ya. You gotta write it all down, make a list, check it twice. Otherwise, you’ll end up buyin’ the same ones over and over. And that’s just a waste of good money, money you could be spendin’ on somethin’ useful, like groceries or a new pair of shoes. But the kids, they don’t see it that way, do they?
So, that’s the gist of it. You got your Mattel ones, your Jakks Pacific ones, and a whole lotta wrestlers to keep track of. It’s enough to make your head spin. But if it makes them kids happy, I guess it’s worth it. Just don’t ask me to remember all their names, ‘cause I ain’t got that kind of brainpower anymore. I’m too busy tryin’ to keep the house clean and supper on the table.
And one more thing, if you’re buyin’ these things online, be careful. There’s folks out there tryin’ to cheat you, sellin’ you fake ones or chargin’ too much. So do your homework, ask around, and don’t get ripped off. That’s my advice, for what it’s worth. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go put a load of laundry in. Them kids and their wrestling toys, they make a mess, I tell ya.
Action figures, that’s what they call ’em. Fancy name for dolls, if you ask me. But whatever you call ’em, they sure do keep them kids busy. And that’s a good thing, I reckon. Keeps ’em outta trouble, at least for a little while.
So, good luck with your collectin’. Hope you find all them wrestlers you’re lookin’ for. And don’t forget to dust ’em off every now and then. Them things collect dust faster than a hound dog collects fleas.
Tags: WWE Superstars, Mattel WWE, Jakks Pacific WWE, Action figure, Wrestling Toys, Collectibles, Checklist, Toy Series, John Cena, Randy Orton
