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Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Naruto thing, you know, the ninja kid with the spiky hair. My grandkids, they love this stuff. Always yellin’ about “Rasengan!” and “Shadow Clones.” Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but hey, they’re happy, so who am I to judge? They were goin’ on and on about some “Naruto Personality Quizzes” the other day. So, I figured, what the heck, let’s see what all the fuss is about.
So, first off, what is this Naruto anyway? From what them kids told me, and what I saw on that little moving picture box they call a TV, it’s about this boy, Naruto. He’s an orphan, poor thing, and he’s got a whole heap of trouble stirrin’ around him. Seems he’s got a big ol’ monster inside him, a fox spirit or somethin’. And everybody’s scared of him ‘cause of it. But this Naruto, he’s a tough nut. He wants to be the best ninja, the “Hokage,” they call it, the leader of the whole village. Sounds like a lot of responsibility for a young’un, if you ask me. He goes to ninja school, makes friends, and fights bad guys. Typical kid stuff, just with more pointy weapons.
Now, these quizzes, they’re supposed to tell you which Naruto character you’re most like. They ask you all sorts of questions, you know? Like, “What’s your favorite color?” “Do you like to fight or talk things out?” “Are you a loner or do you like bein’ with folks?” Honestly, I don’t see how this has anything to do with bein’ a ninja, but the young’uns seem to think it’s important. They was takin’ ’em over and over again, tryin’ to get the character they wanted.
- One quiz asked me if I’d rather “train all day” or “hang out with friends”. Train all day? Ain’t nobody got time for that! I got chores to do, mouths to feed. Gotta get things done, I say. So I picked “hang out with friends,” even though most of my friends are busy gossiping or complainin’ about their aches and pains.
- Another one asked what I’d do if someone was in trouble. Well, that’s a no-brainer, ain’t it? You help ‘em! I ain’t gonna stand around watchin’ someone suffer. Unless they’ve been causin’ trouble themselves, then maybe they deserve a little bit of what they’re gettin’.
- Then there was the question about dreams. “What’s your biggest dream?” it asked. Well, at my age, my biggest dream is a good night’s sleep without my joints achin’. But I guess that ain’t a very ninja-like answer. So I said I wanted to protect my family. That’s always a good answer, right? Family’s important, gotta look after your own.
So, after answerin’ all these questions, these quizzes tell you which character you are. There’s Naruto himself, of course, loud and always gettin’ into trouble. Then there’s Sasuke, the quiet, brooding type, always lookin’ all serious. And Sakura, the smart one, always yellin’ at Naruto. And a whole bunch of others. My grandkids were gettin’ all excited, sayin’ “I’m like Kakashi!” or “I’m like Shikamaru!” I dunno who half these folks are, but they seem to like ’em.
One of my grandkids, little Timmy, he kept gettin’ Naruto. He was jumpin’ around, happy as a clam. He says Naruto is strong and never gives up. Guess that’s a good thing to be. My other grandkid, little Susie, she kept gettin’ Sakura. She wasn’t too happy about it at first, said Sakura was just a crybaby. But then I told her, Sakura’s strong too, in her own way. She’s smart and she takes care of her friends. And she punches real hard when she needs to! That seemed to make Susie feel better. As for me? I kept gettin’ this old lady character, Tsunade. Apparently, she’s strong and likes to gamble and drink. Well, I guess that ain’t too far off, except for the gamblin’ part. I ain’t got time for that nonsense. Waste of good money, if you ask me. And all that drinking will just give you a headache and a big belly.
So, are these Naruto Personality Quizzes any good? Well, I don’t know if they really tell you anything about yourself. But they’re fun, I guess. The kids like ‘em, and it got me thinkin’ about what kind of person I am, even if I ain’t a ninja. And hey, if it makes the young’uns happy, that’s good enough for me. It’s better than them starin’ at that little box all day, that’s for sure. But if you ask me, the best way to figure out what kind of person you are is to just live your life. Do good, be kind, and don’t let nobody push you around. That’s all there is to it. No need for fancy quizzes and cartoon ninjas.
In conclusion, these personality quizzes, they’re a fun little way to connect with the Naruto world. They might not be scientific, but they get people thinking and talking. And that’s not a bad thing. Besides, who doesn’t want to know if they’re more of a Naruto or a Sasuke? Even an old woman like me finds it a bit entertaining, though I’ll stick to my gardening and gossiping with the neighbors, that’s for sure.
Tags: [Naruto, Personality Quiz, Anime, Ninja, Characters, Quiz, Hokage, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi]
