Alright, so you wanna know ’bout them WWE The Miz toys, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I don’t know much ’bout wrestlin’, but I seen them toys at the store. Kids these days, they love ’em.
First off, there’s these action figures. They got all sorts, big ones, small ones, some with bendy arms and legs. I seen one, looked just like that Miz fella on the TV. He’s always grinnin’ and wearin’ fancy pants, that one. These figures, they say you can collect ’em. Like stamps or somethin’. My grandson, he’s got a whole bunch. Keeps ’em in a big ol’ box. Says they got different outfits and stuff. Some from that “Monday Night Raw” show, some from “Smackdown.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but he likes ’em.
Then there’s these “Elite” figures, they call ’em. Supposed to be better or somethin’. Pricier, that’s for sure. My grandson was yappin’ ’bout one, had a fancy coat and all. Said it was from “Summerslam.” Sounded like a big deal. He kept whinin’ ’til his mama bought it for him. Spoiled, that’s what he is.
- They got these basic figures, too. Just plain ol’ toys, I guess. For the young’uns, they say. Six years old and up, the box says. My nephew, he’s got one. Just bangs it around, makes wrestlin’ noises. Kids, I tell ya.
- And wouldn’t you know it, they even got bobbleheads! The Miz’s head, all big and wobbly on a spring. Seen one at the flea market. Guy wanted ten bucks for it. Ten bucks! For a wobbly head! Crazy, I tell ya.
Now, where do you get these things? Well, everywhere, it seems. Stores, online, even at them wrestlin’ shows, I bet. They got “official licensed gear” too, they say. T-shirts, hats, all that junk. My grandson wants a Miz shirt, but I told him he’s got enough shirts already. Kids these days, always wantin’ more, more, more.
I heard these wrestlin’ toys been around a long time. Started way back, some fella in Buffalo had the idea. First, they was made by this company called LJN, then Jakks, then Hasbro, now Mattel. My son, he had some wrestlin’ figures when he was a boy. Not The Miz, though. Different fellas back then. Undertaker, Triple H, that kinda guys. My grandson, he’s got a whole bunch of them old figures too. Says they’re worth somethin’ now.
And you know, they got all sorts of other Miz stuff too. DVDs, even shoes! Saw some shoes online, said “Miz Mooz” on ’em. Looked like somethin’ my daughter would wear. Fancy. And Hot Wheels! My goodness, little monster truck looking things.
So, if you’re lookin’ for The Miz toys, you got plenty of choices. Just depends on how much money you wanna spend and how crazy your kid is about that wrestlin’ fella. Me, I don’t get it. But hey, if it keeps the kids quiet for a while, I ain’t complainin’. Just don’t ask me to watch that wrestlin’ stuff with ya. Too much yellin’ and gruntin’ for my taste.
Prices? Oh lordy, they go from cheap to arm and a leg. Them little basic figures, maybe twenty bucks. Them fancy Elite ones? Could be double, triple that. And don’t even get me started on the special edition stuff. Collectors, they go nuts for that junk. Payin’ hundreds, sometimes thousands, for a little plastic man. Crazy, I tell ya, just plain crazy.
But, if your kid wants The Miz, well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Just don’t go breakin’ the bank over it. There’s more important things in life than toys, you know. Like a good cup of coffee and a quiet afternoon. That’s what I say.
So that’s the lowdown on them WWE The Miz toys, as far as I know. Hope it helps ya out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Them grandkids will be here soon, yellin’ for food and wantin’ to play with their wrestlin’ men.
Tags: WWE, The Miz, Action Figures, Toys, Collectibles, Mattel, Wrestling, Elite Figures, Basic Figures, Bobbleheads
