Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this Boundless Comic thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it’s just pictures and words, just like them funny books my grandkid used to read. But these here, they ain’t for kids, no sirree! They got all sorts of stuff in ’em, like fighting and…and other things grownups do. Heard tell they got a bunch of different stories, all with purdy pictures, but not the kind you’d hang in your livin’ room, ya know?
One of them is called LOOKERS: EMBER. Now, that one’s for grown folks only, they say. It’s got this gal, Ember, and she’s a looker alright, but she’s also tough as nails. Folks say she’s a super spy or somethin’, and there’s a lot of…ahem… red-hot stuff in there, and fightin’ too. Lots of fightin’. And, well, other stuff that ain’t my place to talk about. It’s got 48 pages, all colored up pretty like, but like I said, keep it away from the young’uns. They say it’s for mature readers over 18, so don’t go lettin’ little Timmy get his hands on it, ya hear?
Then there’s this other one about a gal named Emily Hopkins. She goes on some kinda big trip, all over the world, I reckon. She ain’t alone though. She’s got some company, couple of troublemakers they are. They run into all sorts of trouble, fights and what not. Sounds like a heap of bother to me, but I guess some folks like readin’ about that kinda stuff. They call it an “adventure,” but back in my day, we just called it a headache.
- Them Boundless Comics got a bunch of characters: Like this Belladonna and that Ember girl I was talkin’ ’bout. There’s a whole subreddit about ’em, whatever a subreddit is. Young folks these days and their fancy words. Sounds like a bunch of folks gettin’ together to talk about these here comics. They must be somethin’ special if folks are doin’ all that.
- Jungle Fantasy, that’s another one: It’s got two gals named Kit and Lani. Don’t know much about them, but I bet they get into plenty of mischief. Seems like all these comic book characters are always fightin’ or runnin’ or somethin’. Can’t they just sit down and have a nice cup of tea for once?
- And don’t forget Hellina: Seems like folks really like this Hellina gal. She’s got some kinda scary comic, somethin’ about horror. They made another one all about her and her, uh…scythe? Guess she’s a tough one too. All this fightin’ and scarin’, makes my head spin.
This Boundless Comics thing, it’s been around for a while, seems like. They got a whole bunch of these comic books, maybe even hundreds! Started out with some lady named Death, or Lady Death, I think. Sounds cheerful, don’t it? They got all sorts of stories, some with magic and some with fightin’ and some with…well, you get the picture. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but I reckon some folks enjoy it. Keeps ’em entertained, I suppose.
So, if you like them picture books with a bit of spice and a whole lot of action, maybe you’d like these Boundless Comics. Just remember, they ain’t for the faint of heart, and definitely not for the young’uns. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about fightin’ and such has given me a hankerin’ for some good ol’ comfort food.
I still don’t rightly understand why folks like readin’ about all this crazy stuff, but to each their own, I always say. Just remember to be careful what you let them young’uns see, ya hear? The world’s got enough trouble without them readin’ about it too. Now, go on and do somethin’ useful, and leave these comics to them who like ’em.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about these Boundless Comics. More pictures than words, if you ask me, but I guess that’s what folks like these days. Just be careful out there, and don’t go gettin’ any ideas from these crazy stories. Life’s excitin’ enough without addin’ all that extra drama.
Tags: [Boundless Comics, LOOKERS EMBER, Emily Hopkins, Belladonna, Jungle Fantasy, Kit and Lani, Hellina, Comic Books, Mature Readers, Action, Adventure, Horror]