Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “breeding titans comic”, or whatever them young folks call it. I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know? I just heard some folks jabberin’ about it, and I figured I’d take a look-see myself. Don’t expect no highfalutin talk from me, ’cause I’m just gonna tell it like it is.
First off, I reckon this “breeding” thing, well, it ain’t nothin’ new. We been breedin’ animals on the farm for years. Cows, pigs, chickens… you name it, we bred it. But this here comic, it ain’t about no farm animals. It’s about these “titans,” big ol’ powerful fellas and gals, I guess. And they’re doin’ some breedin’ of their own, if you catch my drift.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of this stuff is kinda… well, it’s somethin’ else. I seen pictures of these titans with big bellies and all that. One fella I saw, his belly was so big, looked like he swallowed a watermelon whole! They call it “inflation” and “stomach bulge” in them fancy words, but to me, it just looks like someone ate too much cornbread. And then there’s this “ahegao” face… Lord have mercy, looks like they seen a ghost! Folks are makin’ a big fuss over it, sayin’ it’s this and that, but to me, it’s just plain weird.
- Seems like there’s a lot of “superheroes” involved too. I always thought superheroes were supposed to be fightin’ bad guys, not… well, you know. But I guess times are changin’.
- And then there’s this “threesome” business. Now, I’m an old woman, but I ain’t stupid. I know what that means. And let me tell you, back in my day, that kind of thing was kept mighty quiet. Now they puttin’ it in comics for everyone to see!
- Someone told me these stories are online, on somethin’ called “WebNovel.” Said there’s hundreds of ’em! Can you believe that? Hundreds of stories about these titans and their… breedin’. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya.
I also heard tell that this “breeding titans” thing ain’t just in comics. There’s stories about it, pictures, all sorts of stuff. It’s like everywhere you turn, there’s another titan with a big belly or somethin’. They even got websites dedicated to it, like this “Cheeky’s” place. I don’t know who Cheeky is, but they sure seem to be popular with the young folks.
Some folks are sayin’ these comics are about more than just, well, you know. They say it’s about “power” and “control” and all that high-minded stuff. Maybe they right, maybe they wrong. All I know is, it’s a far cry from the simple stories I grew up with. Back then, it was all about cowboys and horses, good guys and bad guys. Now it’s all titans and… well, you get the picture.
And then there’s these other “titans,” not the ones with the big bellies, but the ones from that movie, “Remember the Titans.” That was a good movie, about a football team. See, that’s the kind of titans I understand. They worked together, played hard, and overcame their differences. Now, that’s somethin’ to be proud of. But this new breed of titans… I just don’t know what to make of ’em.
It seems like there are different kinds of “breeding titans” stories. Some are just plain silly, with folks gettin’ all worked up over nothin’. Others are kinda dark, talkin’ about “horrific and traumatic moments.” And then there are those that are just plain confusing. I saw one thing about “dark seed vs power girls” and another about “mating help.” Lord have mercy, what in the world is goin’ on?
So, there you have it. That’s my take on this here “breeding titans comic” thing. I ain’t no expert, and I ain’t gonna pretend to be. But I’ve seen enough to know that it’s somethin’ different, that’s for sure. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that’s for you to decide. Me, I’m just gonna stick to my old stories and my cornbread. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with them.
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