Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here authentic WWE ring thing. You know, the one them fellers wrestle in on TV? Yeah, that one.
I seen them fellers jumpin’ and slammin’ each other on that there TV. My grandkid, he’s crazy ’bout it. Always yellin’ and jumpin’ around like a wild chicken. He keeps pesterin’ me ’bout gettin’ him one of them real wrestling rings. Says he wants to be like them fellers, all muscled up and whatnot.
So I started lookin’ around, tryin’ to figure out what this WWE ring business is all about. Turns out, you can actually get these things for yourself! Imagine that! My grandkid, he’d be happier than a pig in mud if I got him one.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, mind you. But from what I gather, there’s different kinds. Some are small, like toys, for them little tykes. Then there’s bigger ones, for the older kids, or even grown-up folks who like to pretend they’re wrestlers. My grandkid, he wants the biggest one, of course. Says he needs room to “lay the smack down,” whatever that means.
I saw some that say they’re authentic WWE Superstar Rings. Sounds fancy, huh? They say you can recreate them matches you see on TV. You know, Monday Night RAW and Friday Night Smackdown. My grandkid, he knows all about them shows. He even tries to do them moves he sees, which mostly ends up with him fallin’ on his behind.
- Size Matters: Some of these rings are real small, like for action figures. But the good ones, the ones my grandkid wants, are big. I seen some that are 14 inches, and even some that are 21.5 inches! That’s a big ol’ ring, let me tell ya. Gotta have room for all that wrestlin’.
- Logos and Stuff: The real deal rings got them WWE logos on ’em. Makes ’em look official, like the ones on TV. My grandkid, he says it ain’t a real ring without that logo. Kids these days, so picky.
- Pricey Playthings: Now, these rings ain’t cheap. I heard tell it can cost a pretty penny to build even a cheap one. Some folks say it can be up to 300 dollars! And that’s just for the ring, not even countin’ them mats they use. Gotta have them mats, otherwise them fellers would be hurtin’ somethin’ fierce. I reckon I gotta save up a bit if I want to get my grandkid one of them authentic rings.
Then there’s this other thing called AEW. Apparently, it’s another kind of wrestling, like WWE. They got their own rings too. All Elite Wrestling Unrivaled Collection Action Rings, they call ’em. My grandkid, he likes both WWE and AEW, so I guess either ring would make him happy. But I’m leanin’ towards the WWE one, since that’s what he watches most.
Honestly, I don’t know much ’bout wrestlin’. It seems kinda rough to me, all that slammin’ and jumpin’. But if it makes my grandkid happy, then I reckon it’s worth lookin’ into. I just want to make sure I get him a good one, a real, authentic WWE ring. Not some flimsy thing that’ll fall apart after a few matches. He’d be heartbroken.
So, I’m gonna keep doin’ my research, askin’ around, seein’ what the best deal is. Maybe I can find one used, save a little money. But one thing’s for sure, I’m gonna get that grandkid of mine that authentic WWE ring he’s been dreamin’ of. He deserves it, even if he does make a mess and yell a whole lot while he’s playin’ with it. That’s just boys for ya, I guess.
And who knows, maybe I’ll even try jumpin’ in that ring myself! Just kiddin’! I’m too old for that nonsense. I’ll stick to watchin’ from the sidelines, thankyouverymuch.
Tags: WWE Ring, Authentic Wrestling Ring, WWE Superstar Ring, AEW Ring, Wrestling Toys, Action Figures, Mattel WWE, Monday Night RAW, Friday Night Smackdown, All Elite Wrestling
