Alright, so you wanna know about this Rikishi fella and his, whatchamacallit, action figures? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy talk though, I’m just a plain ol’ woman.
First off, this Rikishi guy, he’s a wrestler. Big fella, strong as an ox. I seen him on that TV thingy, slammin’ and bangin’ around. He’s part of that Anoa’i family, they all seem to be wrestlers, you know? Like that Rock fella, always smirkin’, and that Roman fella, always lookin’ serious. They’re all related somehow, cousins or somethin’. This Rikishi, he used to be called Fatu, back in the day. Him and his cousin, Samu, they were a team, the Headshrinkers. Sounded kinda scary, if you ask me.
Now, about these action figures… They’re little toys, look like the wrestlers. Kids play with ’em, I guess. Or grown-up folks too, no judgment here. I heard you can get ’em at Target and some place called Ringside Collectibles. Sounds expensive, all this collectible stuff. But folks seem to like ’em. They got all sorts, I hear. Rikishi ones, The Rock, Roman… the whole gang. They even got one called “WWE Elite Collection Greatest Hits Rikishi Action Figure”. Sounds fancy, huh? Says it can do his special move, the “Stink Face”. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds kinda gross if you ask me.
This Rikishi fella, he ain’t just a wrestler, he’s a daddy too. Got them Uso twins, Jimmy and Jey, and that Solo fella. All wrestlers, like I said, that whole family’s wrestlers. Rikishi, he wrestled for a long time, then he left that WWE thing for a bit. Went around to other places, wrestled some more. Even went by that Junior Fatu name again. Then he came back, I guess, and they put him in somethin’ called the Hall of Fame. Must be a big deal, all them fancy folks clappin’ and cheerin’.
- Where to buy these figures? Well, like I said, Target and Ringside Collectibles. You can probably find ’em online too, if you’re good with that computer stuff. I ain’t, so I can’t help ya there.
- What kind of figures are there? All sorts! Elite ones, greatest hits ones, from the vault ones… Sounds like a whole lotta different toys. Some are exclusive, which means you gotta go to a special place to get ’em. Like that Ringside Collectibles place, they got some exclusive ones.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a Rikishi action figure, you got options. Just depends on how much money you wanna spend and how fancy you want it to be. Me, I’d rather spend my money on a good meal, but to each their own, I always say. This wrestling stuff, it’s a whole different world, but folks seem to enjoy it. And these little toys, they’re part of it, I guess. So go on, get yourself a Rikishi action figure, if that’s what makes ya happy. Just don’t expect me to play with it, my old hands ain’t what they used to be.
And one more thing, I saw something about Rikishi breaking his silence on social media. Don’t know what that means, all that internet stuff is too confusing for me. But I guess he said something about The Rock and Roman, probably about wrestling, what else would it be? These wrestlers, always stirrin’ up trouble, on TV and online, it seems.
Anyways, that’s all I know about Rikishi and his action figures. Hope it helped ya out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestling and toys made me hungry.
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