Alright, so you wanna know about this… uh… “wwe alexandria”, right? Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it’s just wrestling. You know, big ol’ guys smackin’ each other around.
What’s this WWE thing anyway? Well, it’s like a show, see? They got these fellas, all muscled up, wearin’ fancy little shorts, and they pretend to fight. I say pretend ‘cause, well, it ain’t real fightin’ like you see down at the bar on a Saturday night. But it’s fun to watch, I guess. My grandson, he loves it. Always yellin’ at the TV, “Hit ‘em harder! Body slam him!” Kids these days, huh?
So, this “alexandria” part? That’s just where they’re gonna be doin’ their smackin’. Like, you know, they go all over the place. One day they’re in one town, the next they’re in another. This time, it’s Alexandria’s turn. Lucky them, I guess. Probably gonna cause a whole lotta traffic. Hate traffic, I do.
Now, they’re callin’ it the “Road to WrestleMania.” Sounds important, right? Like a big deal. And I reckon it is, for folks who like this kinda thing. WrestleMania, that’s their big show, the one everyone wants to be in. So, these shows in Alexandria, they’re like, warm-ups, I guess. Gettin’ the fellas ready for the big fight.
Tickets and stuff… You gotta buy tickets to see ‘em, of course. Nothin’s free these days, is it? They say you gotta get ‘em quick, ‘fore they’re all gone. Limited time, they say. Always tryin’ to make you rush, these fellas. And they ain’t cheap, neither. But if you got the money and you like watchin’ sweaty men wrestle, then go ahead, I ain’t stoppin’ ya.
- Gettin’ there: Now, Alexandria, that’s a city, right? So, you gotta figure out how to get there. Drive your car, take a bus, whatever. Just don’t ask me to drive ya, my old bones ain’t up for that kind of journey no more. And they say somethin’ about hotels with parkin’. Guess if you’re comin’ from far away, you gotta find a place to sleep. More money, see? They think of everything, these city folks.
- Who’s gonna be there? They got these fellas with funny names, like “The American Nightmare” Cody Rhodes. Sounds scary, don’t he? And a bunch of others, I guess. They all got their own little costumes and moves. My grandson, he knows ‘em all. Me? I can’t tell one from the other. They all look the same to me, big and sweaty.
So, is it worth it? Well, that depends on you, don’t it? If you like this kinda thing, this… wrestling show, then yeah, maybe it is. Go on down to Alexandria, have yourself a time. Yell at the fellas, eat some popcorn, enjoy yourself. Me? I’ll stay home, thank you very much. Got my own shows to watch, you know, the ones with the pretty ladies and the fancy dresses. Now those are entertainin’.
But hey, if you do go, make sure you park your car in a good spot. And don’t forget to bring some cash for snacks. They charge an arm and a leg for that stuff, you know. And watch out for those crazy fans. They get all worked up, yellin’ and screamin’. Just try not to get in their way, or you might get yourself body slammed, and you ain’t no wrestler, are ya?
Anyway, that’s all I know about this “wwe alexandria”. Not much, I know, but I ain’t no expert. Just an old lady who likes her peace and quiet. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my show’s about to start. And there ain’t no wrestlin’ in it, thank goodness.
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