Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this… uh… “WWE Elite Big Show”, right? Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it’s just a toy. Yep, a toy for kids, or maybe some grown-up fellas who ain’t grown up yet. Heard tell they call ’em “collectors.” Collectin’ what, I dunno, plastic men? Anyways…
This Big Show fella, he’s a big dude. Real big. Like, bigger than that ol’ bull we had on the farm back in the day. They say he’s a wrestler, a wrassler, whatever you wanna call it. Fights other big fellas in their underwear, seems like. But this toy, it’s like a tiny version of him, all dressed up in fancy pants and boots.
- They make him outta plastic, see? Hard plastic, so he don’t break too easy. Kids these days, they ain’t gentle, lemme tell ya.
- And he’s got all these joints, so you can move his arms and legs and stuff. Make him punch and kick, I guess. Though, why you’d wanna do that with a toy, I ain’t got a clue.
- They even paint him all up, make him look real mean, with that beard and that scowl. Looks like he ain’t had a good night’s sleep in a week.
Now, where d’ya get these things? Well, they sell ‘em in stores, I reckon. Big stores, with lots of toys and stuff. And I hear tell you can buy ‘em on somethin’ called the “Ee-bay.” Sounds like a place where they sell everything but the kitchen sink, and probably that too if you look hard enough. They say you can find good deals there, cheaper than in the stores. But you gotta be careful, they say, some folks ain’t honest. Tryna cheat ya out of your hard-earned money.
This Big Show toy, he’s been around for a while, seems like. They make different versions of him, different clothes, different faces. Like they can’t make up their minds or somethin’. And folks, they go crazy for these things. Gotta have ‘em all, they say. Like squirrels gatherin’ nuts for the winter, only these nuts are plastic men.
I saw one the other day, this kid had it. He was makin’ it fight with another toy, some fella with a mask. They were bouncin’ around, makin’ all kinds of noise. Kids, I tell ya, they got too much energy. Should be out in the fields, workin’ like we used to. That’d teach ‘em somethin’.
This Big Show fella, he even shows up on the TV sometimes. Yellin’ and screamin’, thumpin’ his chest. Makes a lot of noise, that’s for sure. And folks, they cheer and clap. Seems like they like watchin’ other folks beat each other up. Don’t make no sense to me, but then again, lots of things don’t make sense these days.
And this “Wrestlemania” thing they talk about? Sounds like a big to-do. Big Show fella wins some, loses some, just like the rest of us in life, I guess. Only difference is, he gets paid for it, and we just get aches and pains. They say he’s had a long career, this Big Show. Been wrasslin’ for years and years. Must be tough on the body, all that fallin’ and jumpin’.
So, that’s the story on this WWE Elite Big Show, as far as I can tell. It’s a toy, a plastic man, a little fella that looks like a big fella. And folks seem to like ‘em, for some reason. They buy ‘em, they collect ‘em, they make ‘em fight. To each their own, I say. Me? I’d rather have a good cup of coffee and a piece of pie. But that’s just me.
Tags: [WWE, Big Show, Elite, Wrestling, Action Figure, Collectible, Toy, Mattel, Wrestlemania, Sports Entertainment]
