Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these WWE Superstars Figures. I don’t know much about fancy wrestlin’ or nothin’, but my grandson, that little rascal, he’s crazy about ’em. So, I see these things all over his room, and I hear him jabberin’ about ’em all the time. Let me tell you what I figured out about these here toys.
First off, there’s a whole bunch of different kinds. My grandson, he keeps yellin’ about “Elite” this and “Basic” that. Sounds like gibberish to me, but I guess it matters to him. He says the “Elite” ones got more joints, you know, so they can bend and twist all crazy-like. The “Basic” ones, well, they’re just kinda stiff, like me after a long day of workin’ in the garden. Then there’s these “Battlepacks,” he says, with two wrestlers together. I guess they’re supposed to fight each other or somethin’. And don’t even get me started on the “Ultimate Edition” and “Defining Moments” ones, they sound real special, real expensive!
Now, where do you get these things? Seems like everywhere you look! That boy of mine, he’s always talkin’ about pre-orderin’ them. He saw some pictures online from some “Ringside Fest” thing, and boy, he was excited. There’s this “Last Angry Collector” guy, apparently he gets a sneak peek at what toys are comin’ out, like a “Series 9” with some guy named Kane. I swear, these kids these days. Anyways, you can buy ’em online, that’s for sure. My grandson, he’s always showin’ me pictures on that little phone of his. He says you can find them on places like “Smyths Toys UK” or that “Phillips Toys” place, which he says has a whole bunch of ‘em. I even saw some fancy talkin’ websites sayin’ “free delivery” if you spend enough money. And then there’s the stores, you know, the big ones with all the toys. They got whole aisles of these things, all lined up like soldiers ready for battle.
- Elite Figures: These are the fancy ones, with all the bendy parts.
- Basic Figures: These are the regular ones, not so bendy.
- Battlepacks: Two wrestlers in one package, ready to rumble.
- Ultimate Edition & Defining Moments: These are supposed to be real special, but I don’t know why.
But let me tell you, these things ain’t cheap! My grandson, he’s always beggin’ me for money to buy another one. “Grandma,” he says, “I gotta have this one! It’s a limited edition!” Limited edition, my foot! They keep makin’ more and more of ’em, seems like. But he keeps on and on, and I end up givin’ him a few dollars here and there. It makes him happy, so I guess it’s worth it. Besides, there’s always some kind of “sale” going on or “discounts” to be had, according to him.
And the characters! My goodness, there’s so many of ’em. I can’t keep track. There’s this big fella, looks like a giant, and this other one with all the tattoos. And then there’s the ladies, they’re tough as nails, too. My grandson, he knows all their names and all their moves. He makes them wrestle each other on the kitchen table, makin’ all sorts of noises. “Suplex!” he yells, and “Body slam!” I just shake my head and laugh. Kids these days.
So, if you got a kid who’s crazy about wrestling, you’re probably gonna end up buyin’ a whole bunch of these WWE Superstars Figures. They seem to keep the kids entertained, and I guess that’s what matters. Just be prepared to spend some money, ’cause these things ain’t cheap. And don’t be surprised if you find yourself knowin’ the names of these wrestlers, I swear they are always yellin’ at the TV when that wrestling stuff is on! But hey, at least they ain’t out causin’ trouble, right? They’re just playin’ with their toys, havin’ a good time. And that, to me, is worth more than all the money in the world.
You can find customer reviews online too. Folks are always yappin’ about what they like and don’t like. Some say these figures are great, some say they break too easy. It’s always a gamble, I guess. But that’s life, ain’t it? You take your chances and hope for the best. My grandson, he always reads the reviews to see if the figure is “worth it.” He says some are “best sellers” and some are duds. I just tell him to be happy with what he gets, but he’s a stubborn one, just like his grandpa.
So there you have it, my take on these WWE Superstars Figures. Not that I know much, but I’ve seen enough of them to form an opinion. They’re toys, they’re fun, and they’re expensive. That’s about all there is to it, as far as I can tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some dinner. That grandson of mine will be hungry after all that wrestlin’.
Tags: WWE, Wrestling Figures, Action Figures, Mattel, WWE Superstars, Elite Figures, Basic Figures, Battlepacks, Ultimate Edition, Defining Moments, Smyths Toys, Phillips Toys, Ringside Fest, Kane, Toys, Kids
