Alright, let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, the WWE, you know? Folks keep yappin’ about it, especially ’round Wisconsin way in 2024.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I’m just tellin’ it like I see it. They got these fellas, big ol’ boys, and some gals too, all muscled up and wearin’ next to nothin’. They jump around, yellin’ and smackin’ each other. Seems kinda silly, but folks sure do love watchin’ it.
Heard tell they had some of these wrasslin’ matches in Milwaukee, that big city over there. Friday Night SmackDown, they call it. Sounds like a ruckus to me! I bet them city folks were hoppin’ and hollerin’, cheerin’ on their favorites.
Then there’s Green Bay. Not just for them cheeseheads and football games, no sir. They got this Resch Center, and I hear those WWE folks are gonna be there in July. July 22nd, to be exact. Folks are buyin’ tickets, I reckon, gettin’ ready to see the show.
- Milwaukee
- Green Bay
- San Diego
Now, what’s the deal with all these names, huh? WWE, it used to be WWF, they say. Somethin’ about fightin’ with them animal lovers over the name. World Wildlife Fund, somethin’ like that. So now it’s World Wrestling Entertainment. Sounds fancy, but it’s still just folks pretendin’ to beat each other up, far as I can tell.
They even had somethin’ called Day 1, way back in January. San Diego, that’s way out west, ain’t it? These wrasslers, they travel all over the place, puttin’ on a show. Must be tirin’, all that jumpin’ and yellin’.
And this Undisputed WWE champion? What’s that all about? Sounds like they got a whole heap of champions, but this one’s the best, I guess. Like the biggest rooster in the hen house, you know? Always gotta be somebody on top, strutting around and crowin’.
I heard some folks talkin’ about these wrasslers like they’re real heroes. I don’t get it, myself. They ain’t savin’ nobody from a fire or nothin’. Just wrestlin’. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If folks wanna spend their hard-earned money watchin’ grown men in tights pretend to fight, well, that’s their business.
This wrestling business, it’s been around a long time. They say it started way back, with different names and all. NWA, they call it somethin’ once. Then it changed, like the weather. Always changin’, always somethin’ new. But it’s still about the same thing, ain’t it? Good guys versus bad guys, bangin’ and slammin’ and tryin’ to win. Just like life, I guess, only with more spandex and less workin’ in the fields.
So, if you’re in Wisconsin in 2024 and you hear a whole lotta yellin’ and thumpin’, don’t be surprised. It’s probably just them WWE folks doin’ their thing. And if you wanna go see it, well, get yourself a ticket and join the crowd. Just don’t expect it to be real fightin’. It’s all just a show, remember? Like them plays they put on at the town hall, only with more muscles and less talkin’.
Wisconsin seems to be a popular place for these events, what with Milwaukee and Green Bay getting in on the action. Maybe they like the cheese curds or somethin’. Or maybe it’s just a good place to draw a crowd. Who knows? These city folk, they do things I don’t always understand.
Anyhow, that’s the lowdown on this WWE in Wisconsin, as best as I can figure it. It’s a big to-do, that’s for sure. Lots of folks like it, even if it don’t make much sense to an old lady like me. But hey, as long as they’re havin’ fun, I reckon it’s alright.
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