Alright, so you wanna know about this… uh… NXT Heatwave thingy, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I think’s gonna happen. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I just call it like I see it, ya know?
First off, this NXT Heatwave 2024, sounds like a big deal. They’re gonna be wrestling on that… uh… “Peacock” thing. Sounds like a fancy bird, but it’s somethin’ on the TV, I guess. They say it’s on July 7th, Sunday evenin’. Guess folks got nothin’ better to do than watch wrestlin’.
Now, they got a bunch of matches lined up. Let’s see… they got this “Fatal 4-Way” match for the… uh… “NXT Champion.” That sounds important. They got this fella, Ethan Page, and some other guy, Je’Von Evans, and two other fellas, I reckon. My gut tells me, this Ethan fella, he’s gonna win. He seems like a tough one, you know? Ethan Page takes that championship, you mark my words.
- NXT Championship Prediction: Ethan Page wins
Then there’s this tag team match thingy. They call it “tag team turmoil,” sounds messy. These two guys, Andre Chase and Duke Hudson, they won somethin’ to get a chance at the… uh… “tag team titles.” So, they’re gonna wrestle these other two fellas, Frazer and Axiom. Now, I like those Andre and Duke boys, they seem like good, hardworking fellas. But, I dunno, those Frazer and Axiom fellas, they seem kinda slick. This one’s tough, but I’m gonna go with my gut again. I think those Frazer and Axiom fellas, they gonna keep their titles.
- NXT Tag Team Championship Prediction: Frazer and Axiom retain.
And then there’s the girls. They got this match with… uh… Karmen Petrovic and Arianna Grace, teaming up against Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx. That Jazmyn girl, she looks mean, I tell ya. And Jacy, she ain’t no slouch neither. Those Canadian girls, Karmen and Arianna, they seem nice enough, but nice don’t win wrestling matches. I think Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx, they gonna take this one. They just seem tougher, ya know?
- Women’s Tag Team Match Prediction: Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx win.
They say this Heatwave thing used to be somethin’ else way back when. Some kinda “pay-per-view” thing. Sounds like you had to pay extra to watch it. Then it went away, and now it’s back. These wrestling folks, they always changin’ things up, I tell ya. Can’t ever keep it straight.
So, let’s see, we got Ethan Page winnin’ the big title, Frazer and Axiom keepin’ their tag team belts, and those mean girls, Jacy and Jazmyn, winnin’ their match. That’s what I think’s gonna happen. But hey, wrestling’s a funny thing. Sometimes the underdog wins, sometimes the fella you think is gonna lose comes out on top. That’s why folks watch it, I guess. Keeps ya guessin’.
They talk about this Heatwave bein’ in Toronto, Canada. That’s a far piece from here, I tell ya. Guess those Canadians like their wrestling too. Good for them. Wrestling’s good entertainment, long as nobody gets hurt too bad. These fellas and girls, they’re tough, but they ain’t made of steel, ya know?
This “Smack Talk” podcast thing they got, they’re doin’ predictions too, I hear. Everybody’s got an opinion, I guess. Mine’s as good as any, even if I ain’t no fancy wrestling expert. I just watch it and I see what I see. And what I see is Ethan Page holdin’ that title, Frazer and Axiom still bein’ champs, and those Jacy and Jazmyn girls causin’ trouble.
So there ya have it. My predictions for this WWE NXT Heatwave. Don’t come cryin’ to me if I’m wrong, though. It’s just wrestlin’, for cryin’ out loud. It ain’t the end of the world if your favorite fella loses. Just enjoy the show, have a good time, and maybe eat some popcorn. That’s what I’m gonna do, anyway.
Remember, this all happens Sunday, July 7th on that Peacock thing. Don’t forget now! And remember, WWE, NXT, Heatwave, 2024, Predictions, those are the important words to remember if you’re tryin’ to find more about this stuff on the internet. But don’t get lost in that internet thing, it’ll suck you in and never let you go.
