Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya about this WWE Supershow Summer Tour thing. It’s a big deal, I reckon, like when the county fair comes to town, only with more… spandex.
So, they got this SummerSlam thing happenin’. Sounds fancy, right? It’s on a Saturday and a Sunday, I heard. You gotta register for Saturday, whatever that means. And buy tickets for Sunday. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me, but folks seem to like it. It’s like payin’ to watch chickens fight, only these chickens are big and muscly and wear shiny shorts.
- SummerSlam Saturday: Register Now!
- SummerSlam Sunday: Buy Tickets!
Now, this here Supershow Summer Tour, it’s comin’ to Lakeland on Saturday, August 17th, 2024. That’s at the RP Funding Center, which is a big fancy place, I tell ya. Bigger than the feed store, that’s for sure. They gonna have all them famous wrestlers there. You know, the ones on TV.
They got this Cody Rhodes fella, looks like a movie star, all smiles and muscles. Then there’s Seth “Freakin” Rollins, now that’s a name if I ever heard one! Sounds like he’s always in trouble. And LA Knight? Probably from California, them folks are always a bit… different. Gunther, the “Ring General,” he sounds serious. Like he could whip a whole field of corn into shape with just a look.
Oh, and Bobby Lashley, he’s a big fella, strong as an ox. The New Day, they always seem happy-go-lucky. Then you got Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair, tough gals, they are. Don’t mess with them, I tell ya. Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky, more of them lady wrestlers, they ain’t afraid to get in the ring and mix it up.
WWE Superstars, that’s what they call ‘em. They jump around and slam each other on the ground. It’s kinda like when the cows get loose in the pasture, only with more… showmanship. They do all sorts of fancy moves, powerbombs and such. Sounds dangerous, but I guess they know what they’re doin’. Keeps folks entertained, that’s for sure.
It’s gonna be a night of, what they call it, “high-flying action” and “jaw-dropping maneuvers.” Sounds like a circus to me. And “intense rivalries,” that’s like when the Johnson family and the Miller family fight over who owns that little patch of land by the creek, only… louder. And with tighter clothes.
This here WWE thing, they got these Premium Live Events, or PLEs. Fancy talk, I say. They happen once a month on this Peacock thing and WWE Network. Used to be called pay-per-views, back in my day. Now, they got all these fancy names for everything. It’s like tryin’ to teach an old dog new tricks, I swear.
If you wanna go, you gotta get tickets. Heard tell you can find ’em at *. That’s where they sell tickets for all sorts of things, concerts and plays and such. Never been to a concert, myself. Too loud for my taste. I’d rather listen to the crickets singin’ on a summer night.
So, that’s the lowdown on the WWE Supershow Summer Tour Lineup. Sounds like a whole lotta hoo-ha, but if you like watchin’ folks wrestle, I guess it’s the thing to do. Me, I’ll probably stick to watchin’ the squirrels in the backyard. Less spandex, ya know?
Important Dates:
- Saturday, August 17, 2024: WWE Supershow Summer Tour at RP Funding Center in Lakeland
- SummerSlam: Saturday and Sunday (check for specific dates!)
Featured Stars:
- Cody Rhodes
- Seth “Freakin” Rollins
- LA Knight
- Gunther
- Bobby Lashley
- The New Day
- Becky Lynch
- Carlito
- Charlotte Flair
- Rhea Ripley
- Iyo Sky
Remember to get your tickets at if you want to see all them wrestlers. And wear somethin’ comfortable, cause those seats can be hard, I tell ya.
