Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this here Emesis Blue comic thing. I seen it all, I did. That there Emesis Blue, it ain’t for the faint of heart, no sir.
It’s like them shootin’ games my grandkids play, Team Fortress somethin’ or other. But this here Emesis Blue, it’s all dark and twisty. They got this feller, he’s a doctor, I reckon. Or somethin’ like that. And he’s got this machine, brings folks back from the dead. Sounds crazy, don’t it?
But it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, this Emesis Blue thing. Nossir. That machine, it messes folks up. Makes ’em see things, do things. Bad things. This ain’t no picture book story like them other video games, this one is some real messed up stuff with dead folk and all.
- They got this briefcase, see?
- Full of somethin’ powerful.
- Everybody wants it.
- Makes folks do crazy things.
And them pictures, oh my lord. They got over a hundred of ’em, they say. Drawed ’em all up before they even made the movie, or whatever it is. It’s some comic, movie, whatever, it’s all based on that game though. Took ’em years, I hear. Throwin’ ideas out, keepin’ some. Just like makin’ a quilt, I reckon. Gotta find the right pieces, make ’em fit just so.
Now, I ain’t one for them horror stories. Give me the creeps, they do. But this Emesis Blue comic, it’s got somethin’ to it. Keeps ya watchin’, even when ya wanna look away. Like watchin’ a train wreck, I suppose. Can’t help but stare.
They say it takes a long time to explain it all. 32 hours, someone said. Can you imagine? That’s longer than it takes to drive down to see my sister in the south! I ain’t got that kind of time. But there’s videos out there, if you’re curious. Some feller named Whats made one. I don’t know much about these new things, just that it’s all about the Emesis Blue comic.
And it’s free, they say. On that YouTubes thing. Just like them cat videos my granddaughter likes to watch. But this ain’t no cat video, no sir. This is somethin’ else entirely. It’s got that red orb, that briefcase, I don’t know what’s goin’ on half the time but it sure does keep me watchin’.
They got this other feller, calls himself sugarsacrifice or somethin’ silly like that. He’s part of the crew, I guess. Makin’ this whole thing happen. And they want more folks to join ’em. Help ’em out. Costs a few dollars, I think. Like buyin’ a fancy coffee. But I ain’t got no use for that. I got my own coffee, thank you very much.
This Emesis Blue ain’t like them other comics. You got your superheroes, your funny animals, all that. But this one, it’s different. It’s dark, it’s gory. It makes you think about life, and death, and what comes after. They say you don’t have to be a fan of that game to understand it. I guess they made it for everyone, but I don’t know about that, it’s awful strange.
And let me tell you, it’s got some scary stuff in it. I mean, real scary. Makes your skin crawl. That one feller, he’s got no eyes. Gouged ’em out, I reckon. Or maybe that machine did it to him. I don’t know. It’s all a bit much for me, if I’m bein’ honest. They say that Emesis Blue is somethin’ special, somethin’ different. And you don’t even have to know nothin’ about the game to get it, that’s what they say, it’s for everyone, but I don’t know.
They got this other thing, too. A prologue, they call it. Like a story before the story. More readin’, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me, I prefer just watchin’ the pictures. Less thinkin’ involved. I ain’t got the time for all that readin’ anyway, gotta look after the chickens and keep an eye on the grandkids.
- This Emesis Blue comic, it’s somethin’ else.
- Scary, gory, and a whole lot of crazy.
- Got that machine, brings folks back to life.
- But it ain’t all pretty, no sir.
- Messes ’em up real good.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ to keep you up at night, maybe give this Emesis Blue comic a try. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It ain’t for the faint of heart. It’s a whole lot of somethin’, that’s for sure. Just remember what old granny told ya, it ain’t for everyone, that Emesis Blue.
I think it’s time for a cup of coffee and maybe a nap, all this thinkin’ is tirin’ me out. That Emesis Blue comic is just too much sometimes. I need somethin’ a bit more simple, like watchin’ the grass grow, or seein’ them chickens peck around in the yard.
That’s the life, simple, quiet, no crazy machines bringin’ folk back from the dead, just the way I like it. No sir, no Emesis Blue for me, I’m too old for that kinda thing, I’ll stick to my garden and my chickens. That’s all the excitement this old lady needs.
