That Alexandria WWE, you know, that wrestling thing, my grandkids watch it all the time. They keep yellin’ and hollerin’ at the TV. I asked them, “What’s all the fuss about?” They said, “Grandma, it’s WWE!”
They say there’s this girl, this Alexandria, she’s somethin’ else. She’s a real firecracker in that WWE thing. She’s not big but boy can she move, that Alexandria WWE girl.
My grandkids, they showed me some of the matches. Lots of jumpin’ and yellin’. They say it is a big deal, this WWE thing. All these folks, they got these fancy names and they all want to be the best. This Alexandria, she’s always in the middle of it. The kids, they told me she’s the best wrestler now.
There are so many of these wrestlers. It’s hard to keep track. But that Alexandria girl, she stands out. There are some big folks there, with big names in WWE.
- Big Dave
- Daniel Bryan
- Rey Mysterio
These names, I hear them all the time from my grandkids. They keep tellin’ me about these wrestlers. This Alexandria, she’s not like them, she’s smaller. But they say she’s got somethin’ special, this Alexandria WWE girl. They say she’s got cunning tactics. What is cunning tactics? I don’t know, but it sounds good.
The grandkids keep telling me, there was a big match. They call it WrestleMania. They say this Alexandria was not there, but another girl, this Becky, she made history. I don’t know what that means, but they were excited.
I saw on the TV, they got teams now. Like, two folks fightin’ together. They call ’em Tag Teams, or somethin’ like that. It’s all very confusin’. But my grandkids, they seem to understand it, this WWE thing. They say that Alexandria, she’s part of these teams too.
They also talk about these groups, they call ’em Factions. Like a big family, all fightin’ together. There’s this one, The Bloodline, I think they call it. It’s all one big mess if you ask me, but the kids love it. And this Alexandria, she’s in it somewhere. She is a top star in WWE, the kids said.
There’s this other fella, they used to call him the Big Dog. They said he is the biggest, whatever that means. Now they call him something else, somethin’ about a champion. It is all so hard to keep up. But this Alexandria WWE girl, she seems to know what’s goin’ on.
They got these lists, too. They rank these wrestlers, like who’s the best and who’s not. It is like a contest. They say this Alexandria is always high on these lists. They say she’s one of the best, especially the young ones. The best under 30 they said. I don’t know what that means, but it is a big deal.
My grandkids, they keep talkin’ about this SmackDown and RAW. It’s like two different shows, but it’s all the same thing. They say this Alexandria is on both of ’em. She’s everywhere, this girl. There are many superstars in WWE SmackDown, the kids said.
They keep sayin’ she’s got star power, this Alexandria WWE girl. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. She must be somethin’ special to have all this star power. Maybe she is a real star. Who knows.
This whole WWE thing, it’s a lot to take in. But if my grandkids are happy, then I’m happy. And they sure are happy watchin’ that Alexandria. They say she is the best. Maybe they are right. That Alexandria WWE girl, she’s somethin’ else.
They say, “Let the debate end here!” I don’t know what debate they’re talkin’ about, but they say there’s a list of the best 20 wrestlers of all time. They mentioned that Daniel Bryan and Stone Cold. I think I heard those names before. But they didn’t say this Alexandria was on that list. Maybe she’s too young. Or maybe they need to make a new list.
Anyway, this Alexandria WWE, it’s a big deal to the young folks. They love her. They say she’s the best thing since sliced bread. I don’t know about that, but she sure keeps them entertained. And that’s all that matters, I reckon.
Well, that’s all I know about that Alexandria WWE. My grandkids keep talkin’, and I try to keep up. It’s a crazy world, this wrestling thing. But it makes ’em happy, so I guess it ain’t all bad. As long as they’re happy, I’m happy. That’s all a grandma can ask for, right? They are watching WWE, and I am watching them, that’s all. It is not bad.
