Alright, alright, settle down now, let’s talk about this Johnny Drama fella from that show, “Entourage.” I ain’t never watched it myself, too busy with my chickens and whatnot, but my grandkid, he’s always yappin’ about it. Says this Drama guy, he’s a real character, always sayin’ the darnedest things.
So, I dug around a bit, asked the boy to write down some of them sayings for me. And let me tell ya, some of ’em are right spicy! Like that one about… uh… Brooke Shields? Yeah, somethin’ about “the first girl he ever seriously jerked off to.” Lord have mercy! Kids these days, I tell ya! That boy needs his mouth washed out with soap, that’s what he needs. But I guess that’s what makes him funny, or so they say.
Then there’s the one about… holes? Goodness gracious! “Vaginas my third favorite hole.” What in the Sam Hill is he talkin’ about? Some things are better left unsaid, if you ask me. But I reckon that’s just Drama bein’ Drama. He ain’t got no filter, that one.
- And another thing he said, somethin’ about makin’ some girl ride her bike home after… well, you get the picture. Somethin’ about “ass-fucked” her. My stars! I ain’t even gonna repeat the whole thing. It’s just plain nasty. But I guess it’s supposed to be funny, in a twisted kinda way. Kids these days!
- He’s always complainin’ too, like about not workin’. Said he’s been workin’ steady for twelve years, except for the last three. Sounds like my no-good nephew, always lookin’ for a handout. But this Drama fella, at least he’s got an excuse, bein’ an actor and all.
- Then he’s got this thing about Malibu. Says you can’t get nothin’ delivered there, like it’s some kinda foreign land. “You make it like we’re in the Far East” he says. Well, I ain’t never been to Malibu, but I reckon it can’t be that bad. Drama’s just makin’ a big fuss over nothin’, probably. My chickens get delivered just fine, and we live way out in the sticks.
People say he’s got a “larger-than-life personality.” I guess that means he’s loud and obnoxious. But hey, some folks like that kinda thing. He’s got these “one-liners” they call ’em. Just quick little sayings that are supposed to make ya laugh. And I gotta admit, some of ’em are pretty funny, even if they are a bit crude.
They also say he’s got “unwavering confidence.” That just means he thinks he’s hot stuff, even when he ain’t. Reminds me of that rooster I used to have, always strutting around like he owned the place. But I guess that’s part of Drama’s charm, or whatever you wanna call it. He ain’t afraid to say what’s on his mind, that’s for sure.
And some folks even say he’s got “wisdom.” Can you believe that? Wisdom from a fella who talks like that? Well, I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Maybe Drama’s got a few good things to say, buried under all that… well, you know.
So, there you have it, a little taste of Johnny Drama’s sayings. He’s a loudmouth, a bit of a pervert, and probably not the sharpest tool in the shed. But he’s also funny, in his own way. And I guess that’s why people like him. He’s like that crazy uncle everyone’s got, the one who says all the inappropriate things at Thanksgiving dinner. You can’t help but laugh, even if you’re shakin’ your head at the same time.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They ain’t as entertaining as Johnny Drama, but at least they don’t talk back. And they sure don’t say nothin’ about… well, you know.
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