Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here movie thingy, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”. Don’t rightly know when it came out, but saw the poster, and it got me thinkin’.
This here story, it’s set in New York City, way back when, 1926 they say. Something’s messin’ things up somethin’ fierce, leavin’ a whole heap of trouble wherever it goes. The poster, it shows this fella, looks kinda important, with a suitcase. And lemme tell ya, that ain’t no ordinary suitcase, no sirree. It’s got critters in it, magical critters they call ‘em.
Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like these beasts. They got these bird-lookin’ things, these big ol’ hairy fellas, and all sorts of other strange creatures. This fella, he’s gotta round ‘em up, I reckon. Keep ‘em outta trouble, or maybe get ‘em outta the city before they cause more ruckus.
- The film poster, it’s real busy, ya know? Lots of stuff goin’ on. You got the main fella front and center, lookin’ all serious.
- Then you got all these beasts peeking out from here and there. Makes ya wonder what all they can do.
- And the city, New York, it’s all dark and gloomy-like, makes it seem mysterious.
They say it’s from somethin’ called Warner Bros. Pictures. Guess they make these here movies. They also put out a trailer, they call it. Showed a bit of what happens in the movie. But the poster, that’s what really catches your eye. It tells ya somethin’ big is brewin’, somethin’ magical and maybe a little scary.
This here movie, it’s got magic in it. Wands and spells and such. Not like the magic we used to have in the old days – you know, finding a good husband or keeping chickens safe from foxes. This magic is flashier, makes things explode and beasties fly around. That fella in the poster, he’s a wizard, they call him. Comes from across the big water, England I think it is. And he’s got a job to do, findin’ these here fantastic beasts. Sounds like a handful, lemme tell ya.
Now, the poster itself, it’s got all these words on it too. “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” big and bold, so ya know what it’s all about. And then there’s smaller writin’, names of folks I reckon, the actors and such. Never heard of any of ‘em, but they must be somebody if they’re in a movie like this.
I heard tell this here movie is part of somethin’ bigger, a whole world of magic and wizards. A fella named J.K. Rowling, she wrote the book it’s based on, and a whole bunch of other books too. This movie, it’s like a piece of a bigger puzzle, ya see? It makes ya want to see more, know more, about this here magical world. The poster, it’s like a door, ya know? Opens up and invites ya in.
And talkin’ ‘bout the beasts, they’re the real stars, I reckon. The poster shows just a few, but I hear there’s all sorts in the movie. Some are big and scary, some are small and cute, and some are just plain weird. But they’re all magical, that’s for sure. Makes ya wonder what kinda critters are hidin’ out in the world, the ones we can’t see. Maybe there’s magic all around us, and we just don’t know it. Or maybe it’s just in the movies, to entertain folks and give ‘em somethin’ to think about.
Anyhow, that’s what I make of this here poster for “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.” It’s a story about magic and adventure, about a fella and his suitcase full of critters, and about a city that’s in for a whole heap of trouble. And if the poster’s anythin’ to go by, it’s gonna be one heck of a ride. It got folks talkin’, that’s for sure. And ain’t that what a good poster’s supposed to do? Get ya curious, make ya wanna see the whole shebang. So, if you’re lookin’ for a bit of magic in your life, this here movie, it might just be the ticket. Just don’t go expectin’ anythin’ too real, ya hear? It’s just a story, a good one I reckon, but a story nonetheless.
They did a good job on that poster though, real eye-catchin’. Makes you wanna know more, and that’s the whole point I guess. Got me thinkin’ about magic and beasties and all sorts of things I ain’t thought about in years. Maybe I’ll even go see this here movie, if I can find the time. But for now, the poster’s enough to get my imagination goin’. And that, I reckon, is a good thing.
