UFC

Alright, let’s talk about these UFC mitts, you know, the things them fighters punch. I ain’t no expert, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about this UFC gym equipment stuff, ya know? I ain’t no expert, but I seen things, and...

Alright, let’s talk about these here gym bags, the ones they call “ufc gym bag”. I ain’t no expert, ya...

Alright, let’s talk about them UFC cards, the ones them young folks are always yappin’ about. I hear they worth...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… this “UFC boxing bag,” or whatever you young folks call it. You know, that...

Alright, let’s talk about them UFC Apex tickets, the ones you need to get in to see the fights. I...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this UFC 4 trophy thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… uh… “thefappening UFC” thing. Don’t rightly know what all that...

Alright, let’s jaw about this UFC 200 poster thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy art critic or nothin’, but...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… goluchas ufc thing. I don’t know what all them fancy words mean, but...