Well, let me tell ya about these “Clickhole Quizzes”, whatever them things are. I ain’t too good with this computery stuff, but I reckon I can explain it in my own way.
What are these Clickhole Quizzes, you ask?
Now, from what I gather, these Clickhole Quizzes ain’t your serious kind of quizzes. They ain’t gonna test your smarts or nothin’. They’re more like them silly things them youngsters do on the internet, makin’ fun of them other quizzes you see on them “Buzzfeed” or “Facebook” places.
- They ain’t about learnin’ nothin’.
- They’re about havin’ a laugh, I reckon.
- They make fun of them quizzes that try to tell you who you are or what kinda person you are. You know, them personality quizzes.
Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me, but hey, to each their own.
ClickVenture Challenge, they call it.
One of these things they got is called a “ClickVenture Challenge”. Reminds me of them “Choose Your Own Adventure” books them kids used to read. You remember them? You’d read a bit, then it’d say, “If you wanna go into the woods, turn to page 50. If you wanna go home, turn to page 20.” This ClickVenture thing is like that, but on the computer. You click on different things and it takes you to different places in the story. Silly stuff, if you ask me.
Are You Dead? That’s a Question!
I heard tell of one of these quizzes that asks if you’re dead. Now ain’t that a hoot? Like somebody wouldn’t know if they was dead or not! They say it’s about bein’ in denial or somethin’, or maybe God intervened. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me. If you’re dead, you’re dead. Plain and simple.
They Started in Chicago, So They Say
Folks say these Clickhole people started up in Chicago. Some kinda spin-off from that “Onion” thing, whatever that is. They say it’s real smart and funny, but I ain’t so sure. Seems like a lotta wasted time to me, makin’ up these silly quizzes.
They Wanna Mislead Ya, That’s What They Say
I read somewhere that these Clickhole folks, they wanna mislead ya. They ain’t tryin’ to be truthful or nothin’. They just wanna make fun of things and get you all confused. Now, I don’t know about you, but I like things straight and simple. No need for all this misleadin’ and confusion.
Movies and Such
Sometimes they got quizzes about movies. Like, can you tell one movie from another? If you can’t, well, I guess they think that’s funny. Me, I ain’t watched too many movies. Too busy workin’ and takin’ care of things. Ain’t got time for that kinda stuff.
They’re on Pinterest, Too
Them young’uns tell me these quizzes are all over the place. Even on this “Pinterest” thing. I seen it once, a whole bunch of pictures and stuff. Looks like a big ol’ mess to me. But I guess folks like it.
Findin’ Out About You, They Say
So, these Clickhole Quizzes, they ain’t gonna tell you nothin’ real about yourself. They ain’t gonna help you find a job or nothin’. They’re just for fun, I reckon. A way to waste some time and have a laugh. But me, I got better things to do. Got chores to do, garden to tend to. Ain’t got time for silly quizzes.
Internet People and Their Games
Them internet people, they always got some kinda game goin’ on. These quizzes, they’re just one more game. They like to make fun of things, stir up trouble. Me, I like things quiet and peaceful. But I guess it takes all kinds to make a world.
So, that’s my take on these Clickhole Quizzes.
They ain’t for me, but I reckon some folks get a kick out of ’em. Just remember, they ain’t serious. They’re just a bunch of silly stuff some folks made up to pass the time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
