Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about these here “berg sports,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folk do. But from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with jumpin’ and playin’, which even us old hens can appreciate.
Now, I ain’t never seen one of these “berg” things in person, but my grandbaby showed me some pictures on that little shiny box she’s always holdin’. Looked like a big ol’ bouncy thing, a trampoline they call it. Big enough for a whole passel of kids to jump on, and strong enough to hold even a big fella like my son-in-law, bless his heart.
They say these “berg sports” trampolines are real good for jumpin’. Well, no duh! What else you gonna do on a trampoline, knit a sweater? But they say this here “AirFlow Pro” jumpin’ mat is somethin’ special. Lets more air through, they say. I reckon that means you can jump higher. Not that I’d be doin’ any jumpin’, mind you. My jumpin’ days are long gone, unless you count jumpin’ to conclusions, which I’m pretty good at.
- One thing’s for sure, these trampolines look sturdy. Made of steel, they say. Coated steel, no less. Sounds strong enough to hold up a cow, not that I’d recommend tryin’ that. They say it can take a beatin’, which is good, ’cause kids ain’t exactly known for bein’ gentle.
- And they got nets all around ’em, too. Safety nets, they call ’em. Keeps the little ‘uns from fallin’ off and breakin’ their necks, which is always a good thing. My grandbaby, she’s a wild one, always climbin’ and jumpin’ on everything. This net thing sounds like a good idea for her.
- Now, some of these “berg sports” trampolines, they ain’t just sittin’ up on legs. They’re sunk right into the ground! Inground trampolines, they call ’em. Saves space, they say. And makes it easier for the little ones to get on and off, I reckon. Smart idea, that. Less likely to trip and fall, which is somethin’ I can appreciate. Trippin’ and fallin’ ain’t no fun, especially when you get to be my age.
They got different kinds of these “berg sports” trampolines, too. Some are for families, some are for serious jumpers, the kind that do flips and tricks and such. Me? I’m just happy to watch the kids have fun. Reminds me of when I was a young ‘un, jumpin’ on hay bales and playin’ in the fields. We didn’t have fancy trampolines back then, but we had fun just the same.
And you can buy these “berg sports” trampolines on that there “Amazon” thing. My grandbaby, she buys everything on there. Says it’s easy. I wouldn’t know. I still like goin’ to the store and seein’ things with my own two eyes. But I reckon times are changin’. And if these “berg sports” trampolines are keepin’ the kids happy and active, well, then I’m all for it.
So, there you have it. My two cents on these “berg sports.” Jumpin’ and playin’ and havin’ fun. Sounds like a good time to me. Just be careful, ya hear? And don’t forget to put up that safety net. Us old hens worry, ya know.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase a chicken outta the garden. Them critters are always gettin’ into somethin’. Just like kids, I reckon. Full of energy and always lookin’ for trouble. But that’s what makes life interestin’, ain’t it?
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