Alright, let’s talk about this “Bennacer TV Live” thing. I don’t know much about fancy TVs or the internet, but my grandson told me to yap about this Bennacer fella, so here I go.
First off, who in the tarnation is Bennacer? Sounds like a name my old rooster would squawk out! Turns out, he’s some soccer player, plays for a team called Milan. My grandson says he’s a big deal, worth a whole lot of money, like 19 million euros or somethin’. That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I tell ya! They even call it “market value,” like he’s a prize-winning pig at the county fair.
Now, this “TV Live” part, I reckon that means you can watch him play on the television, right? My old TV only gets three channels, and half the time they’re fuzzy, but apparently, folks can watch this Bennacer guy kick a ball around in real-time. They say he’s from Algeria, born in a place called Arles. Never heard of it, but I guess it’s far from here. He’s 26 years old, young enough to be my grandson’s older brother, I guess.
He plays somethin’ called “midfield,” which I figure means he runs around in the middle of the field. Sounds tiring to me. I prefer sittin’ on my porch swing, watchin’ the chickens peck. But folks seem to get a kick out of watching him. They even got stats and stuff, sayin’ he’s a “defensive midfielder.” Probably means he’s good at stoppin’ the other fellas from kickin’ the ball.
- He plays for Milan, see?
- Folks say he’s worth a lot of money, like a prize-winning hog.
- He’s from Algeria, born in Arles. Never heard of it, must be a big city.
- He’s young, only 26 years old. Kids these days, always runnin’ around.
My grandson showed me somethin’ on his phone, said Bennacer scored a goal against a team called Napoli. A “huge milestone,” he called it. Sounded important, like when my prize-winning pumpkin won first place at the state fair. They had pictures and everything. He kicked the ball real hard, and it went right into the net. Folks cheered, probably louder than when old Mrs. Henderson’s cow got loose at the market.
Seems like there’s a lot of fuss about this Bennacer fella. My grandson says he’s got highlights and news articles all over the internet. They even have somethin’ called “Live Soccer TV” where you can see his schedule and stats and stuff. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but if it makes folks happy, then I guess it’s alright. Just seems like a lot of fuss over a fella kickin’ a ball, but then again, I never understood why folks pay so much for fancy hats either.
So, if you want to watch “Bennacer TV Live,” you’ll have to figure out the hows and the wheres yourself. My old TV ain’t gonna show it, that’s for sure. But he seems like a good enough fella, this Bennacer, runnin’ around and kickin’ that ball. Just hope he doesn’t get hurt, all that runnin’ and kickin’ can’t be good for an old body, or a young one for that matter.
Now, let me tell you about the time my rooster… Oh, wait, that’s not about Bennacer, is it? Alright, alright, I’ll stick to the point. This soccer fella, Bennacer, he’s on TV, he plays for Milan, he’s from Algeria, and he’s worth a whole heap of money. That’s about all I know. If you want more, you’ll have to ask my grandson, or maybe just type his name into that there internet thingy. Just don’t ask me to explain how it all works, cause I ain’t got a clue!
So, there you have it. All I know about this Bennacer TV Live business. Hope it was helpful, or at least entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
Tags: Bennacer, Milan, Live Soccer TV, Algeria, Football, Midfielder, Arles, Market Value, Sports, Napoli
