Alright, let’s talk about them mouth thingies, the ones them fighters wear in the UFC. You know, the things they stick in their mouths so they don’t get their teeth knocked out. I seen them fellas on TV, punchin’ and kickin’, and I always wonder, “Don’t that hurt their mouths?” Well, that’s where these mouthguards come in.
I ain’t no expert, mind you, but from what I gather, these mouthguards are pretty important. They ain’t just for fancy UFC fighters neither. I reckon anyone playin’ sports where they might get a knock to the face should wear one. You know, like football, basketball, even them kids on skateboards.
Now, there’s different kinds, see? Some are cheap, some are fancy. Some you just stick in your mouth and hope for the best. Others, you gotta boil ’em first so they fit your mouth better. It’s like cookin’ supper, but for your teeth! They call it “boil and bite,” I think. You put it in hot water, then you bite down on it, and it shapes to your teeth. Sounds kinda funny, but I guess it works.
Then you got them custom-made ones. Them’s the real fancy ones. Like them UFC fighters wear. They go to a dentist, and the dentist makes a special mouthguard just for them. Fits perfect, they say. But they cost a pretty penny, I bet. Not somethin’ a regular fella like me would get, that’s for sure.
Why are they so important, you ask? Well, it ain’t just about keepin’ your teeth, though that’s a big part of it. Them punches and kicks, they can do more than just knock out a tooth. They can rattle your brain, they say. A mouthguard helps cushion the blow, kinda like puttin’ a pillow in your mouth… but don’t actually do that! It spreads the force of the hit, so it don’t all go to one spot.
- Keeps your teeth safe.
- Protects your jaw.
- Helps prevent concussions, whatever them are.
I heard tell some of these mouthguards, like them OPRO UFC mouthguards, even got some fancy stuff in ’em to kill germs. Keeps your mouth clean, I guess. That’s important, ’cause nobody wants a stinky mouth, fighter or not.
And get this, them UFC fellas, they can’t even start a fight if they ain’t got their mouthguard in. The ref checks and makes sure they got it. That’s how you know it’s serious business. It’s like wearin’ your seatbelt in a car, gotta keep ya safe!
So, if you’re thinkin’ about playin’ sports, or if your kid is, don’t be a fool. Get a mouthguard. It don’t gotta be the fanciest one, but get somethin’. Your teeth and your brain will thank you later. And if you do get one of them fancy custom ones, well, good for you. Just don’t go around bitin’ people, ya hear?
And remember, it ain’t just about lookin’ tough. It’s about stayin’ safe. These UFC fighters, they tough as nails, but they ain’t stupid. They know they gotta protect themselves. And a mouthguard is a big part of that. So whether you’re a pro or just playin’ around, protect that smile!
Finding the right mouthguard is like findin’ the right pair of shoes, gotta fit right to do its job. Too loose and it won’t protect you, too tight and it’ll be uncomfortable. You gotta find the one that’s just right for you.
So there you have it, my two cents on them mouth thingies. Stay safe out there, and keep them teeth in your head where they belong!
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