Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this UFC 4 trophy thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a bunch of goals you gotta hit in that there fightin’ game. My grandson, he plays it all the time, yellin’ at the TV like a rooster on a hot tin roof. So, I asked him, “What’s all this hoopla about trophies?” and he tried explainin’ it to me. Near as I can figure, it’s like gettin’ stars for doin’ good, like when I used to get gold stars in school for bein’ a good little girl, only now it’s for punchin’ faces.
First off, you gotta make your fighter, see? You get to pick how they look and all that, which is kinda fun, I guess. It’s like dressin’ up a doll, but tougher. Then you gotta train ’em up. You gotta make your fighter strong and learn them all sorts of moves. It’s like trainin’ a dog, only instead of fetchin’ sticks, they fetchin’ jaws. You gotta keep practicin’ in the gym, you know, liftin’ weights, punchin’ bags. The more you do it, the better you get. It’s like makin’ biscuits, the more you knead that dough, the better they turn out. And if you keep doin’ the same moves, your fighter gets better at them, simple as that.
Now, this game has this thing called “career mode”. That’s where you start as a nobody and work your way up to bein’ a champ. You gotta fight a whole bunch of folks, some tough, some not so much. You gotta beat ’em all to get that championship belt. And gettin’ that belt, well, that’s a big deal for them trophy things. It’s like winning the pie contest at the county fair, everybody claps and you get a pretty blue ribbon, only here it’s a big shiny belt and a trophy.
And speakin’ of belts, you gotta learn from the best, they say. The top fighters, the real tough ones, they won’t teach you nothin’ unless you got a belt or you’re real high up in the ranks. Makes sense, I guess. You don’t learn to bake a good cake from someone who burns water, do ya? You gotta climb that ladder, fight by fight, to reach the top and earn your place amongst them big-shot fighters.
Then there’s these “gameplans”. My grandson says you gotta unlock all them for each fighter. I ain’t quite sure what they are, but sounds like you need a strategy, like how I plan my garden so the tomatoes get the most sun. You gotta know what you’re doin’ in that there octagon, or you’ll get your butt kicked, simple as that. So figure out them gameplans and unlock ’em all. It’s like learnin’ all the different ways to cook an egg, scrambled, fried, poached, you gotta know ‘em all to be a good cook, or in this case, a good fighter.
- Train Your Fighter: Make ’em strong and teach ’em moves.
- Career Mode: Start from the bottom, fight your way to the top and get that belt.
- Learn from the Best: Get good enough to learn from the top fighters.
- Unlock Gameplans: Figure out the strategies for each fighter.
My grandson tells me there’s a whole bunch of these trophy things, like 27 or 28 of ’em, dependin’ on what kind of game thingy you’re playin’ on. Sounds like a lot of work to me. But he seems to enjoy it, all that punchin’ and kickin’. It’s a young person’s thing, I reckon. Me, I’d rather be out in the garden, watchin’ things grow, not watchin’ people beat each other up. But hey, to each their own.
So, there you have it, my take on this UFC 4 trophy guide. Not sure if it makes much sense, but that’s the gist of it as far as this old lady can tell. You wanna get them trophies, you gotta train hard, fight hard, and figure out all them gameplans. And remember, get that championship belt! That seems to be the key to unlockin’ a whole lotta them trophy thingamajigs. Good luck, y’all, and don’t get your teeth knocked out!
Tags: [UFC 4, Trophies, Achievements, Career Mode, Fighter Training, Gameplans, Xbox, PS4, Fighting Game, EA Sports]
