Alright, let’s talk about this Kevin Nash fella and his, uh, whatchamacallit, action figure. You know, them little plastic dolls the kids play with. I seen ’em at the store, all lined up on the shelf. Makes me chuckle, grown men playin’ with dolls, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
So, this Kevin Nash, he was a big fella, strong as an ox. Wrestled on the TV, all them muscles and grunts. My grandkids, they used to watch it, yellin’ at the screen. I didn’t get it, all that fake fightin’, but they loved it. And this Kevin Nash, he was one of their favorites, always talkin’ about him. Big Kev, they called him.
Now, they make these here action figures of him. Little plastic Kens, I guess you could say. They got him in different outfits, different looks. Some with his hair all long and greasy-lookin’, some with it short. Some got him wearin’ them fancy belts, championship belts, they call ’em. I tell ya, they think of everything these days.
- They got this one figure, looks like from when he was in that NWO group. Black and white, kinda spooky lookin’. My grandson, he had that one. Said it was the coolest.
- And there’s others, all colorful and whatnot. They even got ’em with little itty-bitty accessories, like chairs and ladders. Guess they use them in the wrestlin’, though I can’t figure out why. Seems dangerous to me.
You wanna get one of these things, you can go to that eBay place, they got everything there. Or the toy stores, if they still got ’em. Folks collect these things, you know. Put ’em up on shelves, show ’em off. Reminds me of my Betty and her porcelain dolls. Same kinda thing, I reckon, just different folks likin’ different stuff.
I heard tell this Kevin Nash fella, he was smart with his money. Didn’t just throw it away like some of them fellas do. Made a good livin’ off that wrestlin’ and them dolls, I guess. Good for him. Gotta save your pennies these days, everything’s so expensive. Milk and eggs, Lord have mercy, the prices are somethin’ fierce.
Now, if you’re lookin’ to sell one of these figures, that eBay place is good for that too. Or you can go to them collector places. Wheeljack’s Lab, I think it’s called, someone told me. They buy and sell all sorts of old toys. Apparently, some of these figures are worth a pretty penny. Who knew? Plastic dolls turnin’ into gold, it’s a crazy world we live in.
They even got these figures come with little cards, tells you about the wrestler. And some got posters inside. Kids love that stuff. Makes ’em feel like they’re part of the whole wrestlin’ thing. It’s all about the packaging, I tell ya. Gotta make it look fancy to get folks to buy it.
I seen some of these figures online, folks talkin’ about ’em. Sayin’ which ones are the best, which ones are worth the most. They got their own little language, these collectors. Talkin’ about molds and repaints and whatnot. Sounds like a whole different world to me. I just stick to my gardenin’ and my cookin’, that’s enough for this old woman.
And another thing, they got all these guarantees and warranties on these things. You buy it, you don’t like it, you can send it back. Thirty days, they say. Well, back in my day, you bought somethin’, you were stuck with it. But times change, I guess. Everything’s gotta be easy these days. Folks don’t wanna work for nothin’.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Kevin Nash action figure business. Little plastic dolls, big muscles, lots of money. Makes you think, doesn’t it? The things people come up with. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? Live and let live, that’s my motto.
And if you’re lookin’ to buy one of these here figures, remember what I told ya. eBay, toy stores, collector places. And watch out for them prices, some of ’em are right steep. You don’t wanna go breakin’ the bank for a little plastic doll, now do ya?
Tags: [Kevin Nash, WWE, Action Figure, Wrestling, Collectibles, Toys, NWO, eBay, Value]
