Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them WWE toys, specifically that big fella, Braun Strowman. I don’t know much about wrestlin’, but my grandkid, he’s crazy about it. Always yellin’ and jumpin’ around, watchin’ these fellas on TV. So, I see these toys everywhere, and I figured, why not? Maybe I can learn a thing or two, or at least figure out what the fuss is all about.
First off, there’s a whole bunch of ’em. Action figures, they call ’em. Little plastic men, lookin’ all tough and mean. This Braun Strowman fella, he’s a big one, even in toy form. Muscles everywhere, you know? Like he’s been liftin’ hay bales all his life, just like my ol’ man used to.
I saw some that say “Elite” on the box. Fancy, huh? They got more details, I guess. You can move their arms and legs, make ’em wrestle each other. My grandkid, he likes to make ’em fight, bangin’ ’em together. Kids these days, always gotta be smashin’ somethin’. Reminds me of when the boys used to get into it at the county fair.
- Basic Series: These are the regular ones, I reckon. Not too fancy, but they get the job done. Good for kids who just wanna play, not for them collector types.
- Elite Series: Now, these are the nicer ones. More movin’ parts, better paint jobs, makes ’em look more like the real deal. My grandkid, he wants the Elite ones, of course. Spoiled, that one is.
- Funko Pop: These are funny-lookin’ things. Big heads, little bodies. Not really for playin’, more for lookin’ at, I guess. They got a Braun Strowman one, looks kinda cute, even though he’s supposed to be scary.
Then there’s these “accessories,” whatever those are. Little chairs, belts, stuff like that. I guess they use ’em in the wrestlin’ matches. My grandkid, he likes to put the belts on the Braun Strowman toy, make him look all important. Reminds me of the time my prize-winning rooster won the blue ribbon at the state fair, puffed up and proud he was.
They even got some of these toys that are “autographed.” That means somebody signed ’em, like a celebrity. Makes ’em more expensive, I bet. I don’t see the point, myself. It’s just a scribble on a box, far as I’m concerned. But folks go crazy for that stuff, I hear. Just like how they used to go crazy for Elvis back in my day, all them screaming girls!
Now, where do you get these things? Seems like everywhere. The big stores, the toy stores, even online, on that there “inter-net” thing my grandkid’s always talkin’ about. You can even get ’em straight from the WWE website, they call it . Makes it easy, I guess, but I still like goin’ to the store, seein’ things with my own eyes.
I heard tell that this Braun Strowman fella, he ain’t even with the WWE no more. Got “released,” they said. Like a chicken from a coop, I reckon. But they still makin’ the toys, so I guess he’s still popular. These things are made by a company called Mattel. They used to be made by another company, LJN, but I don’t know nothin’ about that. Sounds like a bunch of fancy city folk to me.
So, there you have it. A whole lotta talk about these Braun Strowman WWE toys. I still don’t quite get it, all this wrestlin’ stuff. But if it makes my grandkid happy, I guess that’s all that matters. Just like how a good piece of apple pie makes me happy. Simple things, you know?
And don’t forget, they make great gifts, even though they cost an arm and a leg sometimes. But seeing that little fella’s face light up when he gets a new toy, well, that’s priceless. Just like the look on my husband’s face when I brought home that first batch of fresh-baked cookies, all warm and gooey.
So, whether you’re a fan of wrestlin’ or just lookin’ for a gift, these Braun Strowman toys might be just the ticket. Just be prepared for a lot of noise and smashin’. And maybe keep ’em away from the good china. You been warned!
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