Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about these wrestling folks, the ones on TV, you know? The WWE and all them other shows. Seems like a lotta people wanna know when their birthdays are, so I figured, why not, I’ll tell ya what I know.
First off, they got this fella, John Cena. Big fella, muscles everywhere. His birthday, they say, is April 23rd. Yep, spring baby, that one. Don’t know what year, but who cares, right? He’s strong, that’s all that matters. They say he’s one of the famous ones. Guess so, always yelling and lifting folks up.
Then there’s this girl, Gionna Daddio. They call her Liv Morgan, I think. Pretty little thing. Her birthday is June 8th. Summer girl. Probably likes sunshine and flowers, unlike me, I gotta work in the fields all day, sun or no sun.
- Roman Reigns: Another big dude. May 25th is his birthday. Springtime again. These wrestling folks, they like being born in the spring, I guess.
- The Undertaker: Now, this one is spooky. Birthday’s March 24th. Right before spring starts, see? Maybe that’s why he’s all dark and mysterious. He’s been wrestling a long time. My old man used to watch him.
They got a whole bunch of these wrestlers, you know? Some old, some new. Some big, some small. But they all got birthdays, just like us regular folks. It’s just harder to remember all their dates, what with all the yelling and the fighting they do.
I heard there’s a place where they list all these birthdays. Can you believe it? Someone took the time to write down all them dates. Must be a lot of work. I can barely remember my own grandkids’ birthdays, let alone these strangers on TV.
And it ain’t just WWE, no sir. They got other wrestling shows too. AEW, Impact, NXT, all them letters. Each one got their own wrestlers, their own birthdays. It’s like a whole other world, this wrestling thing. I don’t get it half the time, but my grandkids love it. So, I watch sometimes, try to figure out what’s going on.
Sorting all these birthdays must be a pain. I heard they sort them by the date, or by the name. Makes sense, I guess. Easier to find what you’re looking for that way. Still, seems like a lot of trouble to me.
I tell you what, these wrestlers, they work hard. They travel all over, fight all the time. Must be tough on the body. But they make good money, I guess. Enough to buy fancy cars and big houses. Not like us, working our fingers to the bone just to make ends meet.
Anyway, if you wanna know these wrestlers’ birthdays, you gotta look it up. I can’t remember them all. Too many names, too many dates. Just know they got them, just like everyone else. And that some of them are famous, like that John Cena fella. He’s everywhere, even on those movie screens. They say he’s one of the most famous ones of all them wrestling fellas.
So there you have it. A little bit about wrestling birthdays. Not much, I know, but it’s all I got. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them birds ain’t gonna wait around all day.
One last thing, some of these wrestlers, they ain’t even wrestling no more. They retired, they say. But people still wanna know their birthdays. Guess once you’re famous, you’re always famous, even if you ain’t fighting no more. It’s a funny world, ain’t it?
Tags: WWE, Wrestlers, Birthdays, John Cena, Roman Reigns, The Undertaker, Liv Morgan, AEW, NXT, Impact
