Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “wwe aj lee action figure.” My grandson, he’s crazy about this wrestlin’ stuff. Always yellin’ and jumpin’ around like a wild chicken. So, he got one of these dolls… I mean, action figures. He calls it.
First thing I gotta say, this thing is tiny! Back in my day, dolls were bigger, you know? You could cuddle ’em. This thing? Hardly bigger than my thumb. But I guess that’s how they make ’em now. It’s got all these little… joints. You can bend it this way and that way. Looks like it could break any minute, to be honest.
My grandson, he says it looks just like this… “A.J. Lee” girl. I dunno, all these wrestlers look the same to me. Big muscles, fancy clothes… This little doll, though, it’s got the clothes right. Tiny little shorts, a shirt… even got little shoes! My eyesight ain’t what it used to be, but I can see they tried to make it look real fancy.
The thing that gets me is the price. My grandson said this little piece of plastic costs a fortune! Back in my day, you could buy a whole chicken for the price of this thing. But he says it’s… collectible. Whatever that means. He’s got a whole bunch of ’em, lined up on his shelf like little soldiers. He says they’ll be worth somethin’ someday. I tell him, “Boy, you better hope so, ’cause you’re spendin’ all your allowance on ’em!”
- It’s small, real small.
- It bends all over the place.
- Got fancy little clothes.
- Costs more than a good chicken.
He showed me how you can pose it. Make it look like it’s fightin’ or somethin’. I gotta admit, it’s kinda neat how they make these things. But still, it’s just a doll to me. A real expensive doll. He keeps it in a special box, too. Says it’s to keep it safe. I told him, “Boy, you treat that doll better than you treat your grandma!” He just laughed.
I asked him why he likes this “A.J. Lee” so much. He said she was a good wrestler, real tough. And pretty, I guess. He showed me some videos of her on that… internet thing. She jumps around a lot, yells a lot… just like my grandson when he’s playin’ with these dolls… I mean, action figures. Gotta get that right.
He says Mattel makes these things. I remember Mattel. They used to make those Barbie dolls, right? My niece had a whole bunch of those. Guess they moved on to wrestlin’ dolls now. Times change, I suppose. Still can’t believe how much they cost, though. Makes my head spin.
And this “A.J. Lee,” my grandson says she ain’t even wrestlin’ anymore. Got hurt or somethin’. So, I guess that makes this little doll even more… collectible. He keeps talkin’ about how it’s gonna be worth a lot of money someday. I tell him, “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, boy.” But he’s got that gleam in his eye, you know? Like he’s onto somethin’ big.
I guess if it makes him happy, that’s all that matters. He spends hours playin’ with these things, makin’ up stories, havin’ fake wrestlin’ matches. Reminds me of when I was a kid, playin’ with my own dolls. Only mine were made of cloth and stuffed with cotton, not… plastic and… whatever these things are made of.
So, yeah, that’s my take on this “wwe aj lee action figure.” It’s small, expensive, and my grandson loves it. What more can I say? It’s a toy, I guess. A fancy, expensive toy. And if you’re into that wrestlin’ stuff, maybe you’d like it too. Me? I’d rather have a good cup of coffee and a piece of pie.
Tags: [WWE, AJ Lee, Action Figure, Collectible, Mattel, Wrestling, Toy, Fan, Merchandise]
