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Alright, alright, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… “WWE Super Show Results.” Don’t know what all them fancy letters stand for, but I reckon it’s some kinda wrestlin’ show, like what my grandpappy used to watch on that little black and white box.
So, I heard tell there was this big show, with fellas named Cody Rhodes and Seth “Freakin’” Rollins. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? And that LA Knight fella, probably thinks he’s some kinda big shot. And Gunther, the “Ring General,” huh? Sounds like he’s bossy. They all be jumpin’ around and thumpin’ each other. My old man used to say, “That ain’t real fightin’! Real fightin’s done in the fields, with dirt and sweat!” But I guess these young folks like the show of it all.
Then there’s this Bobby Lashley, big fella, I bet. And the New Day, sounds cheerful, like a bunch of happy-go-lucky boys. And the girls, Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair and Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky… they be scrappin’ too! Good for them, I say! Women ain’t just for cookin’ and cleanin’, though that’s important too, mind you. They can scrap just as good as any man, maybe even better!
Now, they say this “Super Show,” whatever that means, it goes on for two and a half, maybe three hours. That’s a long time to be watchin’ people pretend to fight! I got chores to do, cows to milk, chickens to feed. Can’t be sittin’ around all day watchin’ sweaty fellas in tights. But I heard some folks, they like it. They yell and cheer and wave their signs. Guess it’s somethin’ to do, keeps ’em outta trouble, maybe.
This WWE thing, it’s like a traveling circus. They go all over the place, from what I hear. Barcelona, Spain… that’s way across the water, ain’t it? Dortmund, Germany, Hannover, Germany… sound like fancy places. Brussels, Belgium… Bologna, Italy… Belfast, Northern Ireland… Nottingham… My goodness, they get around more than a traveling salesman! And they’re going to be at all these places on the “Road to WrestleMania”. Sounds important, that “WrestleMania.” Probably the biggest fight of ‘em all.
I saw some pictures once, these fellas wearin’ shiny belts. Big ol’ belts with gold and sparkles. Guess that’s what they’re fightin’ for. Pride, maybe? Or maybe just the money. Everything’s about money these days, ain’t it?
- Cody Rhodes: He seems like a good fella, kinda clean-cut. Probably one of the good guys, if there is such a thing in wrestlin’.
- Seth “Freakin” Rollins: Now that name, that’s somethin’ else. Sounds like a wild one. Probably likes to cause trouble.
- LA Knight: Big talker, I bet. All hat and no cattle, as they say.
- Gunther: “Ring General.” Sounds serious. Probably don’t smile much.
- Bobby Lashley: Big and strong. Probably hard to knock down.
Anyways, that’s what I know about this “WWE Super Show Results.” Mostly just a bunch of noise and flash, if you ask me. But folks seem to enjoy it, so who am I to judge? They ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I reckon. Just jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to fight. More excitin’ than watchin’ grass grow, I guess.
And from what I gather, you can even watch this on your phone or TV now. High quality, they say. Live action, like you’re right there. They even got some kinda deal where you get money back. “800 yen cashback,” whatever that is. Sounds like they really want you to watch. Times sure have changed. Back in my day, you had to go to the fair to see a good fight.
So there you have it. My take on this… wrestling thing. Don’t know much, but I told you what I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
Tags: [WWE, SuperShow, Results, Wrestling, Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, LA Knight, Gunther, Bobby Lashley, Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair, Rhea Ripley, Iyo Sky, WrestleMania]
