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Alright, listen up ya’ll, let’s talk about this “wwe superstars series 4” thing. I ain’t no expert, but I saw some pictures, and I got some things to say.
First off, they got this “Macho Man” Randy Savage fella. Now, I remember him. Always struttin’ around with those fancy clothes and that wild hair. He was a loud one, always yellin’ and screamin’. But he could wrestle, I’ll give him that. They say he’s in this series, so that’s somethin’.
Then there’s this Typhoon guy. He’s a big ol’ fella, like a mountain. I reckon he could squash ya’ like a bug if he wanted to. He and that Earthquake, they were a team, I think. Big fellas, both of ‘em.
- They say this Mr. T fella is in it too. I pity the fool who don’t know him! He ain’t really a wrestler, but he was on TV with that A-Team, always wearin’ all that gold. He’s a tough guy, I guess, always fightin’ and whatnot.
- And that The Rock, he’s in there too. Now, he’s one of them newer fellas. Got that eyebrow thing goin’ on. He talks a lot of smack, but he’s strong, gotta give him that. My grandkids, they love him. Always watchin’ him on the TV.
I heard tell they got this Ravishing Rick Rude and Earthquake too, but I don’t know much about them. Rick Rude, he had some fancy pants, I recall. And Earthquake, like I said, he’s a big ‘un.
Now, they’re sellin’ these things, these… what do they call ’em? Action figures? Yeah, like little dolls, but for boys, I guess. They say you can buy ’em at *, whatever that is. Some fancy store, probably. And they cost about twenty dollars, which sounds like a whole lot of money for a little doll if you ask me.
They also got this Tito Santana fella. I ain’t sure if he’s in this series 4 thing, or if he’s somethin’ different. They say he’s a classic superstar, whatever that means. Probably one of them older fellas, like Randy Savage.
Seems like they got a whole bunch of these wrestlers, past and present. They got videos and news and pictures and all sorts of stuff. You can go online and look at all of it, if you got one of them computer things. Me? I just watch what the grandkids put on the TV. It’s easier that way.
So, if you’re into this wrestling stuff, I guess this series 4 is somethin’ you might want. Me? I’d rather watch a good soap opera, but to each their own, I always say. These fellas are strong, though, gotta give ’em that. All that jumpin’ and slammin’ and whatnot. It looks like hard work to me.
I seen some pictures of these action figures, and they look pretty real. Little plastic men, all dressed up in their wrestling clothes. I reckon the kids like ’em. They can play with ’em and make ’em wrestle each other. Kids these days, they got all sorts of toys. Back in my day, we played with rocks and sticks, and we liked it just fine.
Anyway, that’s all I know about this wwe superstars series 4. It’s got some wrestlers, some action figures, and it costs about twenty dollars. If you like that sort of thing, go ahead and buy it. Me? I’ll stick to my soaps and my coffee. That’s enough excitement for an old lady like me. But these wrestlers, they are somethin’, I tell ya. Strong as oxen, some of ‘em.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper.
Tags: WWE Superstars Series 4, Macho Man Randy Savage, Typhoon, Mr. T, The Rock, Ravishing Rick Rude, Earthquake, Tito Santana, Action Figures, Wrestling, Classic Superstars, Walmart
